uhhhhh um uhhhhh huh

mystic powers evoked at taco bell

siphoning the soul out of drive thru employee

“would you like to try our Dirty Mountain Dew”

my nan has a dark green liquid in a spray bottle and the only thing on the lable is “clean any appliance in 30 seconds”

@Yahiamice Pubert the warding spirit

im learning Minecraft Modding

@s3thicle understandable

The duality of man

I think there are genuinely danish childrens candies with a higher alcohol percentage than that

@bigsouptaco w bargaining chip and right off the bat too

people are arguing over quality of life when my original sentiment was that most americans are extremely stupid and i dont want to be near them

@Prawcin i just wanna move to canada man

if only there was a “Save and Quit” button during divorce court! 🕹️

I used to be in spanish class with these 2 dipshits that would duo que brawl stars in class and do comms quite loud and one time i peeked their stats and they were silver 2 peak

@vishkar_junkrat someone said i solo ulted on echo

"Not the solo ult" and it was a riptire kill

0-3 SWEPT ON SURAVASA AND ITS A “REVERSAL” FIX YOUR RANKED SYSTEM OW

relax, i’ll handle it

@Trimagasi_lly how many times i goon in may ↓

This year's #1 jerk-off ↓

@Caydenail4 “HOOOOLLLLDD DAT”

When you miss your pulse on tracer so you just start age regressing in the middle of the match

@VinceClassic the office ending in 2013 caused a cataclysmic marriage councelling shortage

Millennials get divorced when they run out of shows

@BoldfaceJames wait until 💀💀💀door 💀💀💀luggarge cart💀💀 oh nah bro is e6