Keir Wrong Un

Harrow, Following successful Burns night communication I ready for my trip to China. All Hail Leader

There's no point engaging with this party. They are either incredibly 1. Stupid or 2. Evil This Tweet is akin to junior officers on the Titanic claiming they are focused on keeping the ship afloat with balloons, 2.5 hours after it struck the iceberg.

Stayin Alive by the Bee Gees but without the music is wild 😂

He's a talking boil, full of piss and puss.

Lol @Keir_Starmer. Do you wonder why everything you touch seems to turn to shit?

Chuck Norris always had Chuck Norris jokes. Rest easy, legend.

@GBullstein Understatement

Not good people.

@ClarkeMicah For the first time in 10 years I might listen

For the first time in nearly five years, I am set to appear on BBC Radio 4's Any Questions, tonight, just after the eight o' clock news.

Remember the £22b *black hole* ?

Global warming update

Lol

Are they cloning cucks now?

BREAKING 🚨 Action movie star Chuck Norris is dead at 86

@haveigotnews Hope he does.

Tory MP Nick Timothy has been extremely vocal with his criticism of British Muslims praying in London, so no doubt he'll have plenty to say about King Charles' marking Ramadan at a state banquet last night

Harrow, We're backing British industry! We're investing in money printing machinery. (As someone needs to buy all this debt) All Hail Economic collapse All Hail Leader

And there it is ..........

@prestonjbyrne Send me £500k

Some lawyers think my hamster e-mail was unserious. Ofcom is unserious. It doesn't matter what person from another country sends my client a demand. Domesticate it properly in the US or GTFO. The fact that the British government is on the other end doesn't change my response

BREAKING 🚨 In Manchester: Armed police are currently on scene in the Manley Park area following reports of a male wearing what appears to be a suicide vest. The incident is ongoing, and road closures are in place. Members of the public are advised to avoid the area and follow guidance from emergency services.

Europe doesn't need Iranian oil This brand new windmill in a scenic park in Cologne, Germany marks the beginning of the European energy independence movement We just need to install 11 million more of these over the next 3 months to achieve full energy autonomy So far, we have 7 new ones permitted and another 2 under construction We are right on track to bring down energy costs for all Europeans!

*provided those AI companies don't require, energy, talented people or infrastructure...