Keitho

@VitoTweeted Ty Cobb?! This is a great night.

I feel that there are not enough tweets that mention corn on the cob.

@VitoTweeted I like a good cob.

@keith_saunders All the other cobbed products are taking all the real estate!

I just thought of a good concept for a canine -centered horror movie: 1001 Damnations.

@BrincoBrinco Looks great!

Happy Friday, Twitter Pals! ❤️🥂❤️

Can we start a petition to unretire Clayton Kershaw? As an announcer he’s as dull as dishwasher. I hope network execs are not grooming him for John Smoltz’s position.

@BrincoBrinco I concur! There must be order.

@keith_saunders Brilliant! Can’t wait. These subjects are the sort of glue that holds life together.

Solid, useful advice. 👇

It’s important to have a secondary snack. You can’t eat the same snack every night.

@JustMeagain24 Indubidubudubitily.

@keith_saunders As is fadabidosy

Shishkabibble is an underutilized word.

@unhingebinge 👊

I'll put on my pajamas at midday if I godamn want to.

Put a gator in your tater. (don’t ask me what that means)

I’m high…on life! *psych*

@alex_kriefall 👊

@keith_saunders Gandalf’s more or less analogous to Christ in Middle Earth (and not by accident! 🤓) so a pretty valid q brother

WWGD (What would Gandalf do?)

You’ve heard of the top bun. You’ve heard of the man bun. Now introducing…the combover bun!

@unhingebinge Of course, it’s a *gas* giant!

Landing on Uranus. This planet stinks!

Evening vodka-tonic, you complete me.

Teach a man to fish and he will always have material for his dating site photos.