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Keitho

@keith_saunders

Jazz pianist and expert on household appliances.

Albany, CA Katılım Mart 2009
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Keitho@keith_saunders·
I feel that there are not enough tweets that mention corn on the cob.
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I just thought of a good concept for a canine -centered horror movie: 1001 Damnations.
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Kris@BrincoBrinco·
Happy Friday, Twitter Pals! ❤️🥂❤️
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Keitho@keith_saunders·
Can we start a petition to unretire Clayton Kershaw? As an announcer he’s as dull as dishwasher. I hope network execs are not grooming him for John Smoltz’s position.
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Kris@BrincoBrinco·
@keith_saunders Brilliant! Can’t wait. These subjects are the sort of glue that holds life together.
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Keitho@keith_saunders·
It’s important to have a secondary snack. You can’t eat the same snack every night.
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Keitho@keith_saunders·
Shishkabibble is an underutilized word.
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CoCo LoCo@unhingebinge·
I'll put on my pajamas at midday if I godamn want to.
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Keitho@keith_saunders·
Put a gator in your tater. (don’t ask me what that means)
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Keitho@keith_saunders·
I’m high…on life! *psych*
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Keitho@keith_saunders·
WWGD (What would Gandalf do?)
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Keitho@keith_saunders·
You’ve heard of the top bun. You’ve heard of the man bun. Now introducing…the combover bun!
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CoCo LoCo@unhingebinge·
Landing on Uranus. This planet stinks!
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Evening vodka-tonic, you complete me.
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Teach a man to fish and he will always have material for his dating site photos.
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