Keith Bellamy

Chillingly precise.

@SarahisCensored Anyone notice how they didn’t shoot the guy they were talking to?

Minnesota State Patrol has now been activated. They could have done this the whole time, but it wasn’t until after the call between Walz and Trump, and the discovery of the Signal groups involving Minnesota government officials, that this happened.

Great to chat with my MP @LeahGazan while she was door knocking on my street today!

@IzzyFromUSA @truckdriverpleb That is a look that says “this is a long and very busy day and you’re a moron.” Anyone confused about pencils, etc, and how votes are counted in CDN Fed elections has not participated / volunteered in previous elections.

@gypsy_ritzy @GeraldoRivera I think that narrative is exactly the noise he’s referring to.

@GeraldoRivera Yes, but we can’t keep our broke cousins afloat forever!

Count me out. Nothing President Trump can say will make me think of Canada as my enemy. The whole idea is stupid. It makes us seem irrational and unreliable. It’s just noise. Canadians are cousins.

@ShaziGoalie Umm….people realize that there are more places to live and work in Canada than just GTA and Vancouver, right?

7 straight rate cuts and still, no housing rebound. Buyers are MIA. Listings are piling up. Rental units are now offering 2 months free rent + cash in hand just to fill vacancies. This isn’t just hesitation. It’s a crisis of confidence. Rate cuts can’t fix a market that’s lost all faith.

@MetaMemology @BlueJays ….Hair off the collar, clean shave…he’s got a lead the AL in hits again and play SS for the yankees next year look going on there

@BlueJays Bo and Vladdy cut their hair. Vladdy has a child now. Did they finally grow up? Let's go!

Bo Bichette just hit a LONG homer in Live BP 👀 #SpringTraining

@imthewalruz @mattyglesias ….him fucking around with Gaza could make 9/11 look like a day at the spa.

@RonFilipkowski Can we just skip ahead to the part where he’s ranting about whether Paris is burning and than gets carried out of the bunker?

From Trump’s first post today. The rantings of a madman.

America Defeats America theonion.com/america-defeat…

@ianmiles Oh, piss off.

Trump raises an excellent point: his campaign was forced to waste money against Biden for as long as it did only for the Democrats to pull the rug out from under him by pulling Joe out of the race. This, if anything, is a form of cheating.

@TaoofStieb I’d feel better about the state of things if they were working their resumes

@KeeganMatheson It’s a brutal schedule to start the year. I’ve felt if they can be anywhere near .500 when they finally get home that’s a respectable start to the season. TB, HOU, NY, SEA….thats a gauntlet for any team in rhe league.

#BlueJays lose, 9-8. The comeback falls just short. They’re 4-5.

By request... Here is the full, unedited speech from @nenshi today in #YYC. He openly condemns Smith's new anti-trans policies and calls her out personally. This is a speech the likes of which Alberta hasn't seen in quite a while. #abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli

@JoshuaHowsam …..wouldn’t hurt if Vladdy hits more homers than Shohei

I've seen a LOT of this. The Jays having the season they had and then this Ohtani letdown is going to absolutely kill the Jays' tickets sales unless they have something insane up their sleeves to energize the fanbase. Cody Bellinger isn't that.

@JesseBarfield29 Her name ia Keith

If someone gets that little girls name and address I’ll send her an autographed bat and an autographed ball!

@MattMcLean1919 @CodifyBaseball Lol - that like was more an appreciation for a somewhat deep reference rather than for the GM who said it

@CodifyBaseball glad to see there is one JP fan still around @keithbellamy

Adam Dunn hit 46 homers in 2004. Adam Dunn hit 40 homers in 2005. Adam Dunn hit 40 homers in 2006. Adam Dunn hit 40 homers in 2007. Adam Dunn hit 40 homers in 2008. Adam Dunn hit 38 homers in 2009. Adam Dunn hit 38 homers in 2010.

@RebeccaJaremko @InternetH0F ….Our daughter was calling bacon Peppa before she turned 4

@InternetH0F As a fellow Rebecca chiming in: my kids did not talk like that at 3. One did notice an odd coincidence that her food and a bird she saw were also called chicken. She’s now a vegetarian. No wolves were harmed in the telling of this story.

@TaoofStieb ….after all, the home plate ump is so often the most important person on the field

@TaoofStieb Clock shouldn’t tick until ump set