Keith Condie

@FootyScran @htafc A pint of??? Gravy?

Roast potatoes with a beef brisket gravy at Huddersfield Town (@htafc) 💷 £4.50 (£7.50 with a pint)

@ChrisPatterDu @itvnews Fuck up ya dick

@itvnews Britain has raised a generation of misfits and cowards. Is it the fault of schools or of parents?

Half of young Brits say they would never fight for the country, poll says itv.com/news/2026-04-2…

@disclosetv From the government that wants to roll out digital ID

JUST IN - UK government says that medical data of half a million people from the UK's health information database, Biobank, has been offered for sale on Chinese website Alibaba — Sky

@AndyMSFW @bencollins1919 They are all pagan holidays. Could be something to do with the banks being satanic or something

@bencollins1919 yeah, but they don't have names like those holidays. All of our (U.S) "bank holidays" have some sort of lore

someone from the UK explain this to me

This is definitely the UK

🗣️ 🚨Liam Rosenior : "In English, 'Brighton', if you split the two words is 'bright' and 'on', so you need to be bright and switched on to beat Brighton. Today, we weren’t either.”

@TheSpongeImp @tacobelldoll Think of it as like visiting the zoo when you were a child.

@tacobelldoll This truly is the dumbest fucking people on the planet app isn't it

new ick unlocked: men when they use their tesco club cards

@benonwine How many twixes she could have bought with that mil.

She thought she’d just won £1 MILLION… Claire Ainsley, a single mum of two, says she hit the jackpot on the William Hill app a moment that felt like her whole life was about to change. Then came the email. “Technical error.” No payout. Not a penny. Just like that, the dream was gone. She’s now fighting to get the money she believes she rightfully won. Be honest, should she be allowed to keep the prize money?

@forallcurious “The new American presidential pardon machine”

🚨: Chinese quantum computer just did 2.6 billion years of work in 4 minutes flat.

@Shiraya_ @SportsSeason_ Americans putting layers of butter on popcorn like they have free healthcare

@SportsSeason_ Serious question, are y'all actually eating your popcorn with...butter? Is the butter flavored with anything or is it just butter? Doesn't that just make everything super greasy?

Boy layered the butter instead of putting it all at the top, I would’ve put some singles in his shirt

@AFTVMedia Giant club funded epson print off

WHAT A TIFO!!! 🔥

@andreas_nigbur No one ever thought it came from “dead dinosaurs” ya dick

The Oil Lie Oil isn’t rare, it’s also not made from dead dinosaurs. It’s the 2nd most common liquid after water and is the Earth’s lifeblood. The scarcity myth was a Rockefeller lie to dramatically increase the oil price. The system tells you that oil is liquefied dinosaurs (biotic theory) so you believe it's scarce and pay whatever they want. Lie. Oil is abiotic—a liquid mineral generated by the Earth's own engine through high-pressure and high-temperature processes in the mantle. It is the lubricant for tectonic plates. Depleted wells from the 70s have been found to be fuller today than before. Why? Because the Earth's system pumps it from the subsoil. It doesn't run out; it regenerates. By extracting it on a massive scale, we are drying out the Earth's gears. This is why there are more earthquakes and creaking faults: we are stripping the oil from the engine. The fossil theory (coined by the Rockefellers and the Smithsonian in the late 19th century) is the greatest economic hack in history. If oil came from organic matter, it would have a biological signature (nitrogen, phosphorus, etc.) that would degrade. Crude oil is pure polymeric hydrocarbon. The Thomas Gold Thesis This expert (whom the system tried to discredit) proved that methane and oil rise from the depths of the mantle. Hydrocarbons are primordial constituents of the Earth's formation. By calling it fossil, they tell you it's a resource that's running out. If Humanity knew that oil is like tap water for the Earth, the geopolitics of the parasites would go down the drain in a single day.

@forallcurious Trust me it’s antimatter bro

CERN has just transported antimatter in a truck. Just 92 antiprotons. A grain of salt has 1,200,000,000,000,000,000 atoms. If something had gone wrong, it wouldn't have exploded; it would have simply vanished in a blink of light.

@HCH_Hill I’m not sure there’s much in the way of actual potatoes in those things.

Why do one or two potatoes cost more than half a dozen different fruit grown in different seasons and parts of the world? Damn those capitalists.

Trying to fit into your work clothes after the all inclusive.

Sometimes I think about deleting this app and then things like this appear 😂

@LBC @lewis_goodall That guy is more of a gimp than Starmer

"The country has had enough of chaos!" Wes Streeting rules out Scottish independence, telling @Lewis_Goodall that there will be no fresh referendum even if the SNP get a majority.

@KennethMoo25538 @azizkavish As if the US isn’t doing the exact same thing to its own citizens and those abroad.

@azizkavish Good luck Spain on a relationship with the Communist Party of China government that will gather intelligence on Spain through its products.

At 2 pm 🇺🇸 Trump - I will cut off all trade and cooperation with Spain because of its refusal to support Israel. After 2 hours 😂 At 4 pm - 🇪🇦 Spanish Prime Minister arrived in China with a clear message to Trump, there is an alternative.

@mamboitaliano__ @NYCFirm “The country’s got no money, I’ve got my final salary pension”

British singer Sheila Diamond’s rendition of “Free From Desire”, performed at the Eastward Club in Chorley (Lancashire), is taking the internet by storm Pure boomer masterclass 😎

@CNviolations Got to be America. Land of the dumbass kids

I wouldn't be surprised if this actually happened