Keith Koogen Moodley

GIRL: "Hey, whats up?" BOY: "If I tell you, will you sit on it?" ;)

Happiness is found in making the most out of everything you have not in having everything

This Christmas - That Christmas

I can't promise u the world, so I'll give u a mirror instead, coz everything that means anything to me in this world already lies within you

#moneycantbuy you friends, only blood sucking acquaintances

#iwannabe Great like #Elvis, without the tassles

#ThatAwkwardMoment when u kill a mosquito at church

Why is Welcome to INDONESIA trending?

SOME FACTS ABOUT ME: I know more than you think,think more than you know,and speak less than I have to

#6wordstories to cut a long story short...

@SayingsForGirls Its Murphy's Law lol

@Sebas_G24 hahahahahahahahaaaaaaa!!!!! Wtf is steven, that's so random dude!!! Hahahahahahahahaaaaa!!!

@Nolanga I also won lol, 50bucks

4 stages of love : 1) Hand in hand 2) That in hand 3) Hand in that 4) That in that.

Being someone lovable doesn't mean you have to please everyone. A lot of people will still love you just the way you are. #trustME"

"Dad, I'm hungry." "Hi, Hungry. I'm DAD." "Dad, I'm serious." "I thought you were Hungry?" "Are you kidding me?" "Nope, I'm Dad."

Being a male is a matter of birth, being a man is a matter of age, but being a gentleman is a matter of choice

#Thatawkwardmoment when u realise after finally being corrected that you just might sound more indian than you think...

The fact that we can't kiss our elbow helps us to realize that some things in life are very close to us, but still beyond our reach.

Sometimes your only available transportation is a leap of faith.