Keith Murphy

Murphy's Law Rewind: No one asked for this, @NCAA.

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This will be huge for the community and the State of Iowa

How's Notre Dame/ACC getting along now? “Notre Dame,” a source told @On3, “is the guy that walks in the house, opens the fridge, eats all the food, then (screws) the wife, kicks the dog, doesn’t pay the mortgage & walks out w/out any skin in the game.” on3.com/news/acc-athle…

The support. The energy. The belief. Thank you, Hawkeye Nation 👊

@krob1118 True.

@keithmurphy When I got my masters degree our commencement speaker was Bill Cosby. John Michael Turdman probably would have been a better option.

My commencement speaker was John Michael Turdman. My son Colin’s was Harrison Ford.

These security checks are getting more challenging. Dance? ✈️

@ChadSettle share.google/EIk9psP8daiwoC…

@keithmurphy Any reference to a one-armed man in his speech?

@HarvestTrader It’s Dr. Ford now.

@keithmurphy Wonder what they paid him?

@KingTut47060824 That’s kind of you. Thank you.

@keithmurphy We chopped it up after the Hawks won the orange bowl so probably 16+. You were everything I hoped you would be. Congrats 👏

First and final day of college. Headed to graduation ceremony at night so it can cool off to 100 degrees. 🥵 Harrison Ford is the commencement speaker, which is an absolute bonus. That man has entertained me for 40 years.

@mooremt09 @JakeBrendTV

@mooremt09 @JakeBrendTV He says “thank you for everything, Coach”.

@AJ_Johnson49 It is.

@keithmurphy Mosquito Coast is underrated

@KingTut47060824 I love a book store!

@keithmurphy Met you at Barnes and Noble in WDM 15 years ago in the magazine section. We chopped it up for 15 minutes. You're a real one Keith. Congrats

@SOXNHOX Witness.

@keithmurphy What's your favorite HF role?

@HeatherRadio Whatevah Heathah.

@keithmurphy Hard to believe Colin is all grown up!

@CousinDupr6ofz Still studying.

@keithmurphy Congratulations on your graduation after 40 years of study!

@scottreister thank you, Scott.

@keithmurphy Congrats!

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