Keith Parish

if my 8 year old wins $15 on a scratcher legally do I have to give her the money

nashville is around the 21st biggest city in the US, is 2/3rds democrat, and has no representation in Congress because of gerrymandering. It's split in 3. today if you live in the special zone split for partisan reasons, vote for AFTYN BEHN make them gerrymander again

remaking moana already is fine. But where are my disney+ shot for shot remakes of margin call and Michael clayton?

great moments in parenting: the boy requested the Interstellar soundtrack as a demon hunter break, and I showed him the track he chose was the exact same chord progression as the kpop song he was sick of

The majority of drivers on I-24 in Nashville are: a) trying to die b) indifferent if they die

why don’t song titles go this hard anymore

as a parent, I treat lunch the same way they tell us to treat oxygen masks on a plane

@beefyjo Wow! Thank you for sharing. Hope you are well!

@keithparish youtu.be/nl-AuY2FnYU?si… Sorry to message here. I don't know how to DM you but wanted you to see this. Recital plus a little afterwards. I hope you are well!

why is every 5th grader in Nashville asked to buy $25 worth of black expo markers for school supplies and will those 500 dry erase markers per class be enough

Can you tell us how he died, where, and why?

I’m a single issue voter, and that issue is Preventing Woke AI in the Federal Government

when my kids ask to hear taylor swift i give them "Macavity" from the Cats movie. this is why i'm not giving up my Dad of the Year title anytime soon

incredible that the republicans are going to absolutely destroy Medicaid and also build a fucking secret police and concentration camps and Dems as spending all of their time attacking zohran instead of doing anything about it

this is no way to live

not enough chatter on here about how TIMECOP nailed the evangelical fascist movement

watched school of rock with my kids and paramount plus was like “since you enjoyed that I will now autoplay ‘Gangs of New York’”

How will Spotify pay musicians now?

finally something that could get trump to invest in science

when they say a 7x10 foot rug is machine washable, do they just mean theoretically?