big slug 🇵🇸

never in the history of earth have we less needed to hear british journalisms view on tonight's events

I met Chappell Roan once - she sat at a table I'd reserved and refused to move. Her spiteful arrogance was astounding.

@JglfReturns wad of crisp £20 notes as thick as a mattress

@keithposting 100% part of the 12,570 club

fine, as long as I get to trouser all the cash when I work weekends

@JackInPogForm just so this is clear, I wish John Terry nothing but pain

Velleman suspended sentence, Tel Aviv has gained another sex offender 👼

when Russia did this in Ukraine wasn't it a war crime or whatever

@_Peebs69 and failsons

@keithposting Sounds about right considering the Nights Watch is full of rapists and wronguns

never forget that Luke Akehurst, while dogged and single-minded, is entirely stupid

obviously the UK isn't at war. the newspapers would say so

Moatby (Raoul) Courtney-le-Street (Dave) Stoke 2 Glitter-on-sea (posthumous)

enough

nearly 4 months since the monthly service. they advised a month ago they were getting round to it. Most efficient system 👍

work changed a service contract that was completely fine, now the new guys haven't done a monthly service for 2 and a half months and their engineer openly says they took on too much work. huge round of applause for the free market

The anti-semites don’t say “dirty Jews” anymore. These days they hide behind euphemisms like “chopped unc” and “balding millennial.”

yassified Arlene Foster

One man's mission to be unfuckable

conceding 5 goals and not looking too bad is officially a Ramsdale

lmao

@bierkonceagain when I turned around and saw 1 like on my post it was not because I had liked it myself, but because you carried me.

@keithposting Literally no idea what you're talking about but either yes or no

more like Bozø/Gimp am I right fellas

never thought i'd say this to anyone but GET A JOB

yeah it's WGaF - who gives a fuck?