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never in the history of earth have we less needed to hear british journalisms view on tonight's events
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@keithposting
your favourite poster's favourite poster. writer for Oscar-nominated film Borat 2
England, United Kingdom Katılım Mart 2011
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@keithposting Loved it when Sir Keir kicked the toilet door down and slapped Rodney while he was trying to do a poo. 😂
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Rodney Starmer was class in this, the donkey sanctuary prank was legendary 😂
Andy Churnwell@churnwell
Join Sir Keir as he attempts to reconnect with the public by pulling off increasingly absurd pranks and stunts. Anarchic antics and British lad chaos collide in this fever dream of off the wall mayhem.
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Wes: what are you in for?
Cellmate: THE FREE MIWK
big slug 🇵🇸@keithposting
BREAKING: Sir Keir Starmer has locked up Wes Streeting in the Tower of London
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kier starmer rifling through dossiers on MPs trying to find who is the most transphobic to replace streeting
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@sorenthemighty I can help - Sir Keir Starmer has locked up Wes Streeting in the Tower of London
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@keithposting can anybody fill me in on wtf is going on
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BREAKING: Sir Keir Starmer has locked up Wes Streeting in the Tower of London
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My sources in the Tower say Wes 'literally wept and pissed himself' in the back of the police van.
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weathermen don't even try to predict the weather anymore, they just look at you like this
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had a terrible thought where you could hear everyone's accents on here when they tweet
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they're calling it the world's most crashable plane
The Cradle@TheCradleMedia
US President Donald Trump lands in Beijing, and with him he brings the following CEOs to request "deals" with Chinese President Xi Jinping: – Elon Musk, Tesla and SpaceX CEO – Jensen Huang, Nvidia CEO – Tim Cook, Apple CEO – Larry Fink, BlackRock CEO – Stephen Schwarzman, Blackstone CEO – Kelly Ortberg, Boeing CEO – Brian Sikes, Cargill CEO – Jane Fraser, Citigroup CEO – Larry Culp, General Electric CEO – David Solomon, Goldman Sachs CEO – Sanjay Mehrotra, Micron CEO – Cristiano Amon, Qualcomm CEO
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that said this is probably the least disagreeable thing G*les C*ren has ever tweeted going by his usual standards
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there's a huge 2015 bluetick energy to this tweet
RopesToInfinity@RopesToInfinity
There's a lot about this tweet from a professional food critic that has baffled me, but why has tagged the official Heinz account? Does he expect Heinz to exert some pressure on Greggs and rectify this terrible injustice?
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is this really wise so soon after the Jeremy Clarkson (RIP) clash?
Politics UK@PolitlcsUK
🚨 BREAKING: Keir Starmer has told allies that he will fight Wes Streeting if he triggers a leadership contest [@thetimes]
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most surprising thing here is Keir Starmer outlasted Drill
big slug 🇵🇸@keithposting
How far into Keir Starmers 2 and a half year premiership (beheaded by Wee Streeting) does he ban Drill music vids?
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@Tom_Gann you're against points deductions in any form then I presume
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It’s far more destructive of the integrity of a competition to try to override results on the pitch through legal-administrative means. If the match itself doesn’t have primacy, what’s the point?
Andy McDonald MP for Middlesbrough & Thornaby East@AndyMcDonaldMP
Kim Helberg’s post match interview showed his decency, commitment and total integrity. By contrast, the Southampton manager walks out again when asked if he is a cheat. Remarkable lack of awareness for the club spokesman to respond with “Have some respect”. 1/2.
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