KOTUS

@NICKIMINAJ It’s giving Whatsapp

this how zip-up hoodies be every time you sit down

Transferring from the downtown NQRW to the L at Union Sq has you praying no one’s call of the void is working on that particular day

@Andy Keith NYC - Can you please make Jesse stop singing

My team is getting ready for THE SUMMER HOUSE REUNION! Send me all of your questions for the cast NOW and let me know where you're from in the question!

@sarahofff I wasn’t believing it until now 👀

Christian, Emily, and Ozzy clocking in to tribal council every time

I wish strangers lingered after the movie ends in the theatre and debrief the movie together

Why do some people in their resting state always have their mouth slightly open? Like close that bitch

@kenxmarie I beg your finest pardon

I hope the girl with the Hannah Montana pillow who sucked milk out of it in her childhood is doing well

Project Gayle Mary

the horrible moment when you realize you’re sick of all the songs in all your playlists

That olive joint went diamond in 2015

What was I about to look up

i can't believe the bugs about to come back i'm already irritated

They’re pissing me off at the pissing me off factory

Said my daily greeting to our building security guy at our office and his response this morning was “no book today?” because I was carrying my Kindle instead. To be seen is to be loved 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

once your instagram story start looking like rice i ain’t viewing NOTHING

Announcing “sorry I have to jump!” on a call I just don’t want to be on