smalltownmom

I got laid last night. Where do I surrender my Twitter credentials?

Nothing quite like love from a rescue kitty

I don’t have money to donate to the animal shelter so I volunteer my time

@kelaki Oh fuck no

It’s me, hi, I’m the problem it’s me….

@Kevin48070922 What? You’re not a Swiftie?

@kelaki Again wtf?

@cat_yawns My babies

Not happy, am sad and annoyed now. Anyone wanna send cute photos to make me less sad and annoyed?

@Kevin48070922 I’ll show you the Meghan Trainer video

@kelaki Wtf?

I have that stupid song going through my head. I’m no expert on men but I’m thinking nothing on would be more exciting than Gucci or Louie Vitton

The first birthday kiss this morning was from this handsome boy

@ASoberGirlsPod My daughter’s respect

It is less embarrassing going to the food bank these days. Life is hard for a lot of people

@DebLukovich Absolutely, every day

@michaelscat2 Thank you for giving Sammy a life filled with love

Goodbye Sammy. I got him on my 18th birthday, 18 years ago. He died overnight. :(

@KSK_1959 4 5 2 3 1

@Riverrunsred44 @kenny5alive Even more since they were pierced

Some women have nipples so phenomenally powerful that they’re still visible through their bra and shirt. These women are to be protected at all costs. 😤

I’m not where I want to be and not as good as I want to be, but thank fuck I’m better than I used to be.

@Simplybec81 Happy Birthday! Hope I get a surprise for mine on Tuesday

@bartsnz That sounds amazing! I love gift baskets! Hope you have a great visit!

My US bro arrives this week! SO EXCITE! It's his birthday a couple of days after he arrives and I wanna give him a "Welcome Back to NZ Basket". But so far I can only think of Whittakers chocolate & reduced cream & onion dip. Gladly taking other suggestions! (Nothing too spendy)

@MrMekzy_ Absolutely! We never do anything anyway

5k per hour to work on Christmas day from 7am-2:30pm would you do it?