Kelly

@gothbabys @ryancarolan13 🤢

asked for a baby guinness thats a fuckin toddler

@LembeMemes @ryancarolan13

People are now buying TV's with this bank of Ireland glitch 😂😂😂

@SteamboatUSA @ryancarolan13

@kmelkhat @ryancarolan13

Weather app: Rain expected for the next 6.5 hours. Me:

@sportsdes @ryancarolan13 🤣

The dramatic penalty shootout in #Monaghan v #Armagh. No commentary…just the sound effects…My view - No player should be asked to take 2 penalties in the same shootout. Congrats to both squads for giving every ounce they had in a titanic struggle. 👏👏

@UpshotTowers @ryancarolan13 @David_Eakin23 your pal 🤣

They don't make managers like Neil Warnock anymore. He gave team talks naked, cut his players' toe nails and picked the team based on his wife's dreams. So by all means enjoy this thread, but "enjoy it by being fucking disciplined"...

@NoContextBrits @ryancarolan13

I’m sick of this absolute lie.

@UberFacts @ryancarolan13 you’re alright then so 😉🤣

@HowThingsWork_ @ryancarolan13 not mine

The human body: How your lungs move when breathing 🫁😮‍💨

@morgan_sung @ryancarolan13 that kitchen light you love

sometimes i'm like why am i irrationally angry and then i'm like oh there's an overhead light on

@GNev2 @ryancarolan13

Ref is a joke!

@speedfromtx_ @ryancarolan13 me

*6 missed calls* *5 missed facetime* *8 unread messages*

@dumbricardo @ryancarolan13 🧀

me eating sumn i kno i shouldnt

@AndreaHoran @ryancarolan13 🫶🏻

Burger King, instead of McDonalds, in airports should be illegal.

@fasc1nate @ryancarolan13 🥲

Cold-hearted ants leave a friend behind.

@tammyslaying @ryancarolan13

@lizchar @ryancarolan13

a mcdonald’s…. extra large… diet coke

@AllyiahsFace @ryancarolan13

@ryancarolan13 @ladbible Blasphemy

@kelbox0 @ladbible I hope they come sugar free just for you 😉😂😂

Heinz are set to release Baked Bean-filled Hash Browns 😱