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this will gag me every time

The Bunny you've all been waiting for.

@socasuallygay And is Jan in the opalite ad in the beginning??

all the references in taylor swift's "opalite" music video — a thread 🧵

I come back stronger than a 90s trend #OpaliteMusicVideo

Kicking my feet everytime I see our beloved Eras Tour crew 🥰 #OpaliteMusicVideo

@ashh_bashttv @tswiftstorenews Same!!

@tswiftstorenews Omg got into line in 1 min and it was a 12 min wait and I was shaking the entire time but I actually got it!!!!!

Amazing to see a few of the stores now have a captcha before checkout, gives me hope many checkout bots failed today! <3

@tswiftstorenews I’m glad there’s the captcha until it reloaded four times before actually working 🥲😭 The most panic I’ve ever panicked

“have you ever been to therapy?” yes i screamed the smallest man who ever lived bridge at the eras tour

Does this mean we’ll finally know why debut didn’t make the cut 😭

I can’t wait to go back to Swiftcouver and relive all the magic we made🫶 @taylornation13 #TSTheErasTour #SwiftDay

“there were 5 holes in the fence” there were 2 exit signs on the show #TaylorOnFallon

“why is it 90 degrees in october?” bc you can’t make your grocery list without using chatgpt.

Taylor explaining that she was being different eras of showgirls from the ones that posed for paintings to the cabaret girls to a pop singer on the eras tour was SO cool. This scene is so captivating b/c it’s literally her being Taylor Swift.

this might be the best way someone has described the discourse around the album

SEATED for round 3 🎟️❤️‍🔥✨ @taylornation13

me while smart swifties are doing all the work

When TTPD came out people were complaining that it's too "wordy" and too "pretentious" because she used "big words" Fast forward to today and people are complaining that TLOAS is too "basic" because the lyrics are simple WTF DO Y'ALL WANT?

My bank account just called me personally to congratulate me on the fact that taylor swift won’t be touring again as soon as we expected