kelly powell

This business name genuinely infuriates me. I have to do box breathing every time I walk past it

When realtors sell a house so they post their client and the home address with 🍾 JUST SOLD 🍾 it’s like oh! Feels unsafe to me idk

i always am about to go to sleep at a beautiful 11pm and then something happens to me

touching the electric fence just to feel something again

thank you @googlemaps

you’re on Very thick ice with me . i love you

the thing about pregnancy and the postpartum period is that it's a very sensitive time, and stuff that makes a big impact on you or very specific problems you solve during that period can take on a near-religious significance in a woman's life, leading moms to want to evangelize their particular Thing to every other mom and it's a different Thing for every mom

Bringing this to the bar this weekend

I met my wife on MyChart

Can someone bring a 50 ft banner of Manon’s face to Coachella

the guy on the airport that was using his laptop in the bus that takes u to the plane…..girl

George Women Bush

Oh no 😔 My daughter doesn’t have very many 3-6 month clothes 😔 I guess I will have to go shopping 😔

saw a guy with an oura ring and apple watch on at the same time brother how much do you need to know about yourself

sometimes all i think about is you

sorry i can’t hang, i need to watch my shows and then go on a walk listening to podcasts recapping my shows and then go on reddit and read about my shows. booked and busy!

(Laughing with a friend) so what should we laugh about next

My grandpa loved my grandma so much

I love goods. But sometimes services just hit