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one thing about me is i’m gonna pay the delivery fees

@snappingduck So wobbly

sebastian stardew valley

@SlashedBeauty I’m saving this link lol

Being a wedding guest is expensive enough... here's what to wear UNDER $50! slashedbeauty.com/10-spring-wedd…

AITA for getting banned on Twitter?

Anyway if anyone will be in San Diego for AERA or NCME this weekend pls let me know 🙃

Upset with past me for scheduling SO MANY THINGS for present me to do this month

Annoying my friends is my favorite pastime

No thoughts head empty

@superlarri @Christian_Pope8 I genuinely always thought people just ate it to be “healthy” not that anyone actually liked it

@Christian_Pope8 I blame @lo_lalaa for this opinion. She’s been trying to get me on the wheat bread and skim milk train for YEARS

@Christian_Pope8 Wheat bread

Egg With Shell Dyed Bright Purple Must Have Gone Through Breakup Recently bit.ly/3LZZH3N

@lo_lalaa Waiting on pics

guys… im dressed like missy elliot today. on accident. pics to come.

@lo_lalaa @hamslut This makes me feel better because I also get slightly anxious on escalators LOL like I triple check mine and everyone’s shoelaces to be safe 😂

@hamslut I do see your point! hence why I essentially sprint on the moving sidewalks lol. but the escalator just feels like a RISK and not that effective 😂 i’ve literally seen suitcases and children take full tumbles.

people who walk on moving sidewalks—yes. people who walk on escalators—why?

@_hsilver I hope it works out! I also have two fluffy cats and a long hair dachshund so it’s just constant hair 😂

People with thicker carpet and multiple pets please share your vacuum recommendations. We have now burned up two not-cheap vacuums in two years 😭😭😭

@stoopster09 Ooh I will keep this one in mind if (probably when) my next one breaks!