𝗞𝗲𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗔𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗸𝗲𝗻

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𝗞𝗲𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗔𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗸𝗲𝗻

𝗞𝗲𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗔𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗸𝗲𝗻

@kellyanneken

Writer. Comedian. Legend.

Oakland, CA Katılım Kasım 2010
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𝗞𝗲𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗔𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗸𝗲𝗻@kellyanneken·
I did this with soup for my November birthday one year and everyone loved it. Little more complex logistically to keep all the soups warm, but everyone left with more soup and new recipes to try.
michaela@luckylamb420

i invented a new type of party called a sandwich party where everyone brings their own ingredients for a sandwich and we just kind of go nuts making sandwiches, i’m hosting my first one tomorrow and im so excited i feel like scooby doo

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edward@edward861312·
oh you're a yankees fan? like donald trump? like henry kissinger? like jeffrey epstein?
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exQUIZitely 🕹️
exQUIZitely 🕹️@exQUIZitely·
Job interview: "Any management experience?" Me:
exQUIZitely 🕹️ tweet media
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love drops@lovedropx·
My best tip for anyone trying to get back into reading is to remember that you can read books to avoid other responsibilities in your life, and it can become a vice if you play your cards right.
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Adam Karpiak@Adam_Karpiak·
“Some people lost an hour. Winners adjust. Here’s what daylight savings taught me about B2B sales.” – LinkedIn, probably.
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sophie@netcapgirl·
it’s on slack bro. it’s in the drive. i just put it in the notion bro i literally sent it to you on teams. did you check the airtable bro? it’s in the box bro. it’s single sign on, it’s on okta bro. no you need the yubikey. check your deel bro, it’s on gusto. check outlook bro
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Mason Mennenga
Mason Mennenga@masonmennenga·
i still remember when i was about 9 years old the worship leader at my church praised the wars in the middle east because it meant that “jesus would come back soon” and i don’t think enough people realize that is the foreign policy of many republicans
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amanda@jailedamanda·
Tom Cruise 🤝 Nathan Fielder Left Paramount for Warner Bros. only to apparently end up back at Paramount because the US doesn’t enforce anti trust laws anymore
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Memorïa@deathofmeaning·
we used to have michael haneke and lars von trier. now people think emerald fennell is some intellectual and a “provocateur.” the standards are so low.
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mari ☁️@m_stormwitch·
If we want to have a good (read: faithful) Wuthering Heights adaptation, it needs to be picked up by a horror movie director but it also needs to be a mini series
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Val🦊🔪🌟🍪🏔@Valerie_Sparkle·
trans person: im trans society: okay that one queer friend you try to ignore: you should watch the 2018 amc show the terror
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Addie@Aderaido·
My dad read Aesop's fables to me as a kid, so no I won't be taking the magic potion that makes you skinny
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hanson o'haver@HansonOHaver·
feels like we're in a cultural and regulatory environment — not to mention the last 15 years of food science innovation — that some company could have another go at mixing alcohol with caffeine
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Stefan Smith@TheStefanSmith·
The Medici funded both the City of Florence and the Italian Renaissance for two centuries, but Bezos couldn’t keep a newspaper together for a decade.
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