Kelly 🦇

RIP to a real one (the girl with the ribbon around her neck and her head falls off if she takes off the ribon)

smoking weed & watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art

why is wearing a hat as someone who doesn't usually wear hats so difficult and humiliating. it feels like everyone can tell i don't know what i'm doing

My Spotify ‘Liked Songs’ playlist is just a sedimentary rock formation of my mental health over the years

“i asked chat gpt” okay well i took 6 benadryl & asked the hatman

If Fred and George Weasley came near me trying to feed me beans that turned me into a frog or whatever I would honestly snap. I would try and seriously hurt both of them

And for the lady, perhaps a plastic baseball helmet full of ice cream?

birders be like i have to study i have A vacation coming up

my brain isn’t rotting i’m saving it to make banana bread

the art of tiles

The European mind can’t comprehend slightly prophetic groundhogs

i am simultaneously the family’s black sheep and gold star and that’s exactly why i’m the way i am

what a time to have an anxiety disorder, a love of history, and a compulsive need to stay informed

MINT & GINGER is the color combo of the day.🪡

santa’s off his meds so he’s actually checking the list over and over this year. he’s turning the sleigh around because he thinks he left the stove on

We are the granddaughters of the grandmas you couldn’t run over with reindeers

“Why are folks getting dumber?” Because they don’t read. “Why aren’t men as romantic & poetic as they used to be?” Because they don’t read. “Why are people so vulnerable to propaganda?” “Why is everyone a conspiracy theorist?” Because they don’t read. Because they don’t read.

Little colorful flecks in tweed are some of the loveliest little details