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@kellyweezy

i peaked on MySpace.

INdiana Katılım Ocak 2010
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ms virgo.@yrnmsj·
i miss joanne the scammer 😩 where tf has she been man.
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Professional Vibe Curator 🦧🥇
I’m good on The Boys universe after this. Final season not really hitting on shit and i have no interest in Vought Rising
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ke//y@kellyweezy·
whenever I think about wanting to play a sport on an adult league I just remember how fucking MEAN all of the gay men were on my softball team. That was genuinely one of the worst experiences of my life.
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ke//y@kellyweezy·
the other day I was having a panic attack and I was shaking so bad I dropped my Xanax in the sink and watched it go down the drain. Like i still cannot believe that happened.
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Allie ✞@allie__voss·
One thing that needs to be studied is how “farmer’s market” used to mean “farmer’s market” …and now it means “open-air pop-up shop with laser cut wood signs, 3D-printed fidget toys, and some lady bedazzling Stanley tumblers
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jezz@JezziiB·
HOT TAKE: PEOPLE WHO FEEL HOT SHOULD DECIDE THE TEMPERATURE OF A ROOM. PEOPLE WHO FEEL COLD SHOULD WEAR A SWEATER.
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ke//y@kellyweezy·
The original man on fire movie was just so good. Why do they keep remaking stuff
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Grip Skylark 💕✨
Grip Skylark 💕✨@talleyberrybaby·
Oh, my dog? where did he go to school? The University of Being in the Fuckin Way where he majored in Walking Directly in Front of You While You’re Carrying Something Heavy or Hot Sciences.
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Rory McCarthy@roryisconfused·
Do young sad people still get really into Chuck Palahnuik?
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ke//y@kellyweezy·
I can tell our mail carrier hates us by the way she tries to shove packages in our mailbox. Shit he hanging halfway out lmfaooo
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𝙃𝙀𝘼𝙑𝙔@FUCKINGRAZZI·
i dislike when yall make fun of peoples bodies
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Libriscent@libriscent·
“Stimulants for ADHD are addictive!” Yeah to people without ADHD, meanwhile I’m over here fighting to convince myself to just take them so I can do my computer job
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ke//y@kellyweezy·
it cost $100 to fill up my tank. I can’t believe you people voted for that piece of shit.
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mermaidia2003@lustforlife2003·
@EVILSCRE4M I think she takes the throne I loved that ending but it was absolutely a cruel and badass twist.I LOVED HER CHARACTER SO MUCH
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evil@EVILSCRE4M·
post a character death that still upsets you i'll start:
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**@bigguccicraigy·
i just paid $43 to fill up my honda civic i just screamed trump name like mr. crocker
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ke//y@kellyweezy·
@evankinney Literally the worst product ever. Just a damn waste of money. Good decision.
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ke//y@kellyweezy·
me and my boss staring at each other while he watches me pull out of the parking lot and hit my vape and spit out the window of the company car
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^@whisperandwords·
he’s a 10 but he is extremely cold and untouchable when it comes to other people but suddenly turns into a certified yearner who is clingy, obsessive, and soft spoken when it comes to you. what is he?
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𝗄𝖺𝗄𝗁𝗈𝗓𝖺
𝗄𝖺𝗄𝗁𝗈𝗓𝖺@simphiweyinkoc_·
I'd rather drink the water from a tin of tuna than be asked to share a fun fact about myself as an icebreaker during a team building activity at work.
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