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@techiedani @Tesla Plex

When is Apple TV support coming to @Tesla? What other channels would you like to see here?

@BastianBraun121 Maybe they should put a logo on it so people know it’s a Tesla

🚨 v14.3 gonna crush ASS & Banish. 2026 and most still clueless. Tesla FSD hype spreading now 🔥

@leadaal This is complete horseshit

Christopher Miller said there's no green screen used in Project Hail Mary "What's fun about the movie is that there's no green screen in the movie whatsoever. There's not a single green or blue screen was used. The whole ship was built as a set from the inside... Rocky was really with us at all time."

@Tesla Not my HW3 in NZ sadly

Teslas are the only vehicles you can buy today that drive you to your destination with the tap of a button FSD Supervised handles all your driving, from navigating city streets to maneuvering freeways to finding a free spot & parking itself

@SawyerMerritt @Tesla I hate owning an obsolete 4 year old Intel vehicle

NEWS: Grok with Navigation Commands is now starting to roll out to @Tesla owners across Australia and New Zealand. "Grok can add and edit navigation destinations. You can ask Grok to navigate to the best Thai restaurant near you, find a Supercharger within walking distance of a coffee shop, etc." Grok is available for Tesla vehicles with the following: • An AMD processor • Vehicle software version 2026.2.6 or later • Premium Connectivity or Wi-Fi connection

@DirtyTesLa ts.la/kevin22477

If you have ZERO Tesla referrals, reply to this post with your referral link If you need a referral link for $1,000 off a Cybertruck, pick one of the links below!

@davidmarcus Because Tesla doesn’t advertise and most people don’t know it exists.

FSD has gotten so insanely good. I don’t understand why anyone in the market for an EV would buy anything else than a Tesla at this point. Total game changer.

@elonmusk @Tesla @Tesla_AI Try advertising and telling people about it

Try @Tesla self-driving. If you haven’t done so or you tried an earlier version, try it again now. It’s awesome 😎 Great work by the @Tesla_AI team!

@Oilfield_Rando NZ already does this on foreign investments. It’s ridiculous.

I’m honestly thrilled that somebody was retarded enough to actually try this. Gonna be entertaining.

@DaveOshry And target

Also we still have Bed, Bath & Beyond and Kmart here. But they're different. Don't ask idk

New Zealand has no natural predators in the wild. No bears, snakes, wolves or anything that could really kill you. Sleep naked in the woods, you'll be fine. Probably.

@SawyerMerritt ts.la/kevin22477

I’m now maxed out on referrals for the rest of the year. Time to help you guys get some Tesla referrals! Drop your referral links below and I’ll send people asking for a code to the comment section to select one. Won’t be able to help everyone, but will do what I can. For those curious, here's what people ordered using my code: • Model Ys: 6 • Cybertrucks: 3 • Model 3: 1

@gailalfaratx ts.la/kevin22477

Do you own a Tesla? Please share your referral code underneath this post, so people have a place to go when they want to order their new Tesla with FSD before Feb 14th! ♥️

@DrChrisBennett @HarrySword Hole in the ozone layer is still a thing in NZ and Australia. You’ll burn in 15 mins here.

@HarrySword Acid rain was a thing. Holes in the ozone layer was a thing. Science screwed things up then science found the cause and then science fixed it

You never hear about ‘balsa wood’ anymore. It’s like spontaneous human combustion or acid rain/‘the ozone layer’. A - bizarrely frequent- topic of 1980’s/early 90’s conversation lost to the mists of time.

@TSLAFanMtl Love your unbiased no bs Tesla news videos.

This week's top 5 Tesla news stories covers 3 different global markets and a number of different Tesla products, including Model Y, Model 3, Semi and FSD. All covered in this short 5-minute video.

@niccruzpatane This is the only product I’ve found to remove sunscreen from the seats

This is by far the best cleaner for Tesla white and black seats. It leaves a non-greasy matte finish and keeps them feeling new. Highly recommend. If you use it religiously, your interior will stay looking new.

@TeslaAiGirl US only :(

Besides FSD, Grok is my favorite perk of owning a Tesla. ❤️

@hamids @rajuvamsi007 How many of your disengagements were because of lack of radar or lidar?

@rajuvamsi007 I do. And as amazing as it is, disengagements are a real fact still! Not sure how anybody who uses FSD can deny this.

People seem to think, at near 6:1, that Vision+Radar+Lidar is safer than Vision-only. $TSLA bulls will tell you that this is meaningless because the survey is from people who don't know anything about self-driving, but it turns out that even those working on self driving (like $GOOGL, $RIVN, $NVDA and others) also believe ~6:1 that having sensor fusion is better than vision-only. The only one going against this view is Tesla. 🤔 I'm agnostic on the issue, but Tesla's position is the riskier position to take in my opinion. If others turn out to be wrong, they can just not use their Lidar sensors. If Tesla is wrong, all their existing vehicles are useless for Robotaxis.

@mrfundman Elon

So many people are debating today again why Tesla sales are declining (like every quarter after delivery numbers 😁) and again no one seems to know why 😭 Do you know why? Give your 1 best reason.

@Tslachan Nope

$TSLA Will Tesla go $500 today?

@twiceblunt Why do aliens always make clicky noises now? Try something new like fart sounds. Humans would be way easier to control if they’re laughing uncontrollably all the time.

spielberg got emily blunt, a real stutter, stuttering in the first trailer bit i’m literally SO SAT