Kelley Renae

I think at at the end of the day it comes down to do you want to be a “drinks and an appetizer” kind of couple or a “water is fine, thanks” kind of couple #CoupleGoals

The irony of celebrating freedom and independence while women have less rights than the past 40 years, people are gunned down daily due to a Congress that won’t intervene, and religious freedom is under attack from the Court sworn to protect our individual rights. #FourthofJuly

@Nicolemens Ash is the queen! Congrats on your “pretty much a Father’s Day” day

As part of my continuing series "Nicole has a Dunkin problem," I present to you the Father's Day donut they gave my daughter to give to me, a single mom who just really loves donuts, our Dunkin's employees, and free stuff. 🍩💚

Anti-Abortion laws? “Save the babies! We will protect children at any cost!” Gun control laws? “Our thoughts and prayers are with the families children who were gunned down today… but don’t you dare even talk about touching our guns.” #EndGunViolence #Uvalde

The biggest plot twist in #TheUltimatum is that Colby is the most problematic person in their relationship

@redbull What’s a girl gotta do to get an Orange Red Bull?! It’s been over a year and I’m still not over it :( #bringorangeback

@MaggieLJohnson @JordyJRob And then Siesta Key, naturally

@JordyJRob I’ll get there eventually. Lol

About to turn reruns of Laguna Beach back on… 🙄🤦🏼‍♀️

Don’t get me wrong, I like my guac chunky. But a literal half an avocado that’s so overripe I can’t even bite into it without hearing it crunch, that’s a bit ick. @ChipotleTweets

@JordyJRob @MaggieLJohnson Only the best Christmas movie of all time

@MaggieLJohnson @kelwitt10

@CoMissourian I feel like the general public doesn’t appreciate your weather haikus nearly enough. 👏🏼✍🏼

Cloudy in the day But it should clear later on And become sunny bit.ly/2o7a64r

@AnheuserBusch 👏🏼make. 👏🏼 a. 👏🏼 GF. 👏🏼 Bud. 👏🏼 Light. 👏🏼 Sincerely— Celiac Beer Girls

@LADodgerfan_198 @MaggieLJohnson Ew people who use “honey” to talk to women condescendingly are the douchiest of all humans. Where the hell did you stumble across this colossal twat?

@MaggieLJohnson wrong lmfao

I love how losers hide behind profile pics and usernames so that they can be sexist pricks on here.

@KaylaChowShow “The election was stolen” 😂😑🙈

There’s so much to keep up with on Twitter right now. Women’s March Madness inequity, Deshaun Watson, the CTC shrimp guy.... what a wild time to be alive.

Let me be clear: I have no problem with sane people owning guns. I have a big problem with crazy people buying and owning guns. I think we need better ways to tell the difference.

@SportsCenter Probably the four that are in the Final Four 🤷🏻‍♀️

If you could re-pick your men's Final Four, who are you going with? 🏀 ✍️

253 bills across 43 states have been introduced to restrict voting access, despite little evidence of voter fraud. We have had 7 mass shootings in the last week and only offer thoughts and prayers. In America, Black/brown people voting is considered more dangerous than guns.

It must be nice that Piers Morgan gets to leave a situation when he feels uncomfortable but criticizes a black woman when she does the same. Qwhite interesting.

Gotta love when public officials think it’s cool to bully teachers.

$15 min wage: "can't afford that" $2,000 checks: "can't afford that" Universal health care: "can't afford that" Bailout out small businesses: "can't afford that' Paid leave: "can't afford that" Bombing the Middle East yet again: "why yes, we have $750 billion a year for that"