Kelsey Kirk

@KatherineLeszcz I care so little about DadTok! Stop trying to make it a thing!

I am genuinely asking this do they think we care about DadTok? #SLOMW

@KatherineLeszcz Especially gives me the ick at movie theaters

Can someone explain adults who bring/wear blankets in public spaces rather than just a jacket? TIA

@stephdenk Waiting an entire week for a new episode is torture

Guys I binged all of The Pitt and now I don’t know what to do with myself

@KatherineLeszcz If they do recreate it, can I use my Brix card - that I had freshly loaded with $20 - there?

Big Omaha Q: why has no one just recreated Brix? Clearly we all loved it so why had no one just made a copycat?

@heymooly That four door situation is stressing me out

why is there a tiny window in the corner? why are there (at least) four doors in one room? how do they even make an oven that small?

the rental market in omaha is so cursed

Only one kid acknowledged my porch goose in his candy corn costume on Halloween and honestly I’m still kind of reeling from that.

I need the Yankees to clinch tonight for obvious reasons but also I cannot listen to Bob Costas for another game.

@stephdenk lol David thinks ANY long sleeve shirt is a Henley

Told my husband to find a burgundy shirt for family pictures this weekend and he goes “burgundy?” So I explain the color burgundy and say “you should have a polo or a Henley that you can roll the sleeves up” and he goes “… Henley?” And I’ve never wished I married a woman more.

@DKirk402 Kristen confirmed it IS a hat

@kels2 I told my mom it was a Runza hat.

Tell me someone else saw that guy wearing a hat that looked like a Runza sandwich during this football game

@AnneandKathleen My mom always calls on the ride home to debrief!

Debriefing with your mom after a family function is unmatched.

My biggest takeaway from “Trap” is that I’m old because I still say “jelly” for “jealous.” Not handling it well

Catching up on like four seasons of Top Chef and I’m begging everyone to stop making risotto.

Even the dog was depressed with the score of today’s Yankees game.

@DevMcD Well I know what I’m trying later

@kels2 The real question is can the swimsuit can fit over the hot dog costume

Never thought I’d ask myself if it’s still hot dog season for my lawn goose or if we’ve shifted to swimsuit season but here we are

@mergie_merg I was so stressed during that scene. I covered my eyes at one point

This nightgown for sale on Amazon is haunting me on and I’m so close to caving in

Where do I submit my plot ideas