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@kels_yyyyyyyy

sagittarius swiftie, reality television connoisseur, mermaid wannabe.

mississippi 🪩 Katılım Eylül 2018

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🧜🏻‍♀️✨🫶🏻@kels_yyyyyyyy·1h

@dykecember @riproseyy @carebecc Yes they can, they just choose not to.

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the ghost of grace kelly@dykecember·5h

@riproseyy @carebecc they can't move when they're around humans anyway so

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Chelsea Rebecca 💀🥩@carebecc·1d

Woody and Buzz, I am human so they'll just be toys, shove them in overhead bin, row to myself

.@RecopilationNet

Son 15 horas de vuelo. ¿Al lado de quien te sientas?

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MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊@AzPetrich·11h

I just want to point out.... The amount of money the United States has spent on war in the last 67 days, is roughly the same cost that Bernie Sanders proposed for universal college. So the real question is never can we afford it, it's what we choose to prioritize.

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🧜🏻‍♀️✨🫶🏻@kels_yyyyyyyy·3h

@endotheremin @xSGR_A_STARx What do you think reproductive function means? Define it please

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somefuckingguy@endotheremin·6h

@xSGR_A_STARx well male breasts/nipples have no reproductive function so men have no equivalent to women's breasts

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✨🪐CC🪐✨@xSGR_A_STARx·12h

If you’re making an argument about mens and womens bodies and you start acting like the male equivalent of breasts is the penis you’re automatically wrong about whatever you’re arguing about.

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𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉@OrevaZSN·12h

The thing about being in school pre-AI is that if you were cheating and plagiarizing back then, you still needed to know how to read and have basic comprehension skills.

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Kathryn Watson@kathrynw5·11h

We, as a society, have taken two-factor authentication too far. Logging into my bank account and into my Chipotle account shouldn't be the same process.

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🧜🏻‍♀️✨🫶🏻@kels_yyyyyyyy·1d

@petalag8 she tried to stalk him but nothing came up 💔

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ꕤ⸆⸉@petalag8·1d

10 years ago taylor swift stalked joe alwyn on the internet

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hamsta@goobygirl2·2d

accidentally got rid of the singular eyebrow hair that makes or breaks whether my whole face looks normal

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meghan@ladynoir·2d

defense attorneys are not always there to prove their client’s innocence they are meant to make sure their client’s rights are being upheld. i blame cop shows for this

Dissident West@dissidentwest

Has there ever been a case where a defense attorney was just overwhelmed with guilt for defending a client that was too evil to defend? Or are they all sociopaths?

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mimi 🏹@mellarksbaird·3d

if i ever get amnesia first thing I want to be shown is the catching fire aspect ratio change i need to experience that for the first time again

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charlotte is blooming 🌱🪩@mirrorballmais·5d

ONE inkling of a toy story soundtrack and we’re talking about the oscar’s i’m crying

The Taylor Swift Updates@theTSupdates

‼️| Taylor Swift could receive an Oscar nomination for “Original Song” or “Best Soundtrack” if she releases a project of the sort. — Only that and Tony Award left for EGOT.

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Cris@Crismaths·5d

you're a cowboy like me

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🧜🏻‍♀️✨🫶🏻@kels_yyyyyyyy·4d

@Booba414141 @how_do_i_pdf Genuinely saw that as “come hitler” during my first reading

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Honorable Exalted Leader Booba :)@Booba414141·5d

@how_do_i_pdf her come hither eyes fold me every single time

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k (top 99% on OF)@how_do_i_pdf·5d

It’s fuckin wild that Charlie Kirk had sex with that woman like can you imagine

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@Lush_Beauty1 Oh my god that’s so many. I know that hurt like a motherfucker. I only had like 3 and it hurt so bad I thought I was going to die.

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D.@Lush_Beauty1·6d

I’ve always thought kidney stones is like a stone stone as in a rock 😭

The shepherd🧑‍⚕️❤️‍🩹@jaychuksy

A video of Doctors flushing out kidney stones

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🧜🏻‍♀️✨🫶🏻@kels_yyyyyyyy·5d

@willistortured1 her adding the closest big city to me then not ever getting a ticket to go was quite an experience

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willnights ☁️@willistortured1·6d

turns out it's not WHAT

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Lazzyyyyyy@em_Lazzy·6d

Who can honestly claim, without hesitation, that they have never supported Donald Trump, even for a single moment?

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Bishop Talbert Swan@TalbertSwan·28 Nis

Malaria said NOTHING about her husband depicting the Obama’s as apes. I don’t care what she thinks about Jimmy Kimmel

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BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️@mmpadellan·28 Nis

JIMMY KIMMEL: "I agree that hateful and violent rhetoric is something we should reject. I do, and I think a great place to start, to dial that back, would be to have a conversation with your husband." BOOM. I stand with Jimmy Kimmel.🙏💪

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🧜🏻‍♀️✨🫶🏻@kels_yyyyyyyy·6d

@BuzzingPop You know what’s actually violent and hateful? Raping and bombing children.

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Buzzing Pop@BuzzingPop·27 Nis

Melania Trump urges ABC to fire Jimmy Kimmel after he called her an “expectant widow”: “Kimmel’s hateful and violent rhetoric is intended to divide our country. His monologue about my family isn’t comedy- his words are corrosive and deepens the political sickness within America […] Enough is enough. It is time for ABC to take a stand. How many times will ABC’s leadership enable Kimmel’s atrocious behavior at the expense of our community.”