stone cold steve austin

@mcgriff_2 why are you verified

@opesorry_ @kalleyfornia Girl is that your band director

@kalleyfornia and I are finally documenting our NDSU story. Anyway stay tuned for the final product and to see who gets cancelled xoxo gossip girl #gobison

@opesorry_ Wtf yall know about the movie Keith!!!!!!

A patient and I were just talking about concert venues and I said that I said Jesse McCartney at the venue and she goes “ who is she? I’ve never heard of her?” I hate getting old

@charli_xcx I need your help with a top secret mission

@opesorry_ Bionic bitch

Hip surgery at 29 was not on my 2025 bingo card

@smeleanore91 long live axman

Magnet spread reveal

Papa needs a drink

@amberrwalterss rip samantha you would’ve loved situationships

Sex and the city but in milwaukeee Wisconsin would be fire

when white people’s HP gets low enough they respawn in scottsdale arizona

stop that’s my squirter-in-law!

@smeleanore91 I WAS SIMPLY A SHY GAL

@kelseckman YOU WERE AFRAID OF ME

Say what you will about my scene phase but i lowkey had that shit on

I AM AN ALANIS MORISSETTE APOLOGIST

Cant sleep without My Pile

@amberrwalterss one of the realest things ever said

Time moves the slowest when I have crest white strips on my teeth

no one understands the history between me and ross lynch