Kelson

@gruevy I’ll need a checkmark first

@kelseng watch your account start exploding now lol

One of the funniest things about X auto translating everything is now I get to see AI slop posts in other languages too

Morning off from work and I’m actually enjoying the full chaos: making breakfast, hunting for missing shoes, double-checking backpacks, and then walking my kids to school. Best day off ever. These little walks and talks hit different when it’s not a rush. Grateful af. ❤️👟🧒‍👦

Fresh week, new keys — time to check the Great Vault. Every delve and mythic+ run compounds. Grateful for the discipline that fills it and the excitement of opening it. Progress isn’t loud, but the rewards are real. What are you unlocking this week? Let’s go.

I think the problem with my account is that I don't post enough AI slop. Maybe I should start.

I was waiting at a crosswalk in Tokyo. The traffic light was red but no cars were coming. A bunch of people were waiting anyway. The tourist next to me said to his friend "why is everyone waiting? There's no cars." He started to cross. An old woman said something to him in Japanese. He didn't understand and ignored her. She stepped in front of him, blocking his path. Said more firmly in Japanese, pointing at the light. A Japanese guy nearby translated for the tourist: "She says you must wait for the green light. Even if there are no cars. That is the rule." Tourists got annoyed. "That's a stupid rule. There's literally no cars." The translator told the old woman what he said. She responded in Japanese. The translator said: "She says rules are not about cars. Rules are about respect for order. If everyone follows rules only when convenient, society breaks down. You wait for the green light because that is what civilized people do. Not because of cars. Because of civilization." The tourist kind of scoffed but stopped trying to cross. The light turned green. The old woman smiled at him, gestured for him to go ahead of her. As we all crossed, the translator said to me quietly "she is right, you know. We follow small rules so we can trust each other with big rules." That stuck with me. The idea that waiting at an empty crosswalk isn't about traffic. It's about proving to each other that we're all willing to follow rules even when no one would know if we didn't.

@Mormonger Growing up without trauma is a real trial it todays day and age.

My mother raised me in a good and loving home Now I can't relate to anyone Real sh💩tty parenting, if you ask me

"Having a nice day? Did you consider everyone else in the world having a bad day? Check ur privilege"

@gruevy All I’ve heard about are benzos and I would avoid them at all costs

Anyone have any experience with insomnia medication? Yea or nay? I'm dying here

For some reason my Twitter feed is all just lds people replying to anti lds stuff and idk how to stop it.

If you’ve never had your 4 year old daughter put on her princess outfit and then run up to show you with a big smile on her face I highly recommend it.

My ward has 10 out and 10 more leaving this summer. Between now and September every single sacrament meeting will be a farewell, homecoming, or both.

Doing squats while on a cut is torture, so Ive been finding every other possible way to work out my legs without squats and its been a lot of fun. Not getting stronger, but I am having fun.

Happy #CincoDeMayo! The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics! facebook.com/DonaldTrump/po…

I actually read Andrew Klavan's article and it was lame. "Mormons should chill out, but also the people telling people to cancel their subscriptions are antisemites".

If you were to see some beef protien powder and think “that sounds disgusting” you would be correct. It’s so much worse than I thought possible

My opinion on the Stuckey vs Hanson interview is that I didn't watch it and I'm not going to, but I did see Stuckey try to defend Calvinism once years ago and it was awful.

@gruevy It’s amazing. Tastes like rocket pops

@kelseng Is it any good?

It’s real

A decade and a half later it's interesting to see the people from my high school and mission who stayed in the Church and who didn't.