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The guy I’m dating asked if we could get brunch on Sunday. So, you tryna stay Saturday night, boo boo? 👀😏 say less.

Do you ever show pictures of other cats to your cat & tell them that they look alike? Parmesan agreed with 3/8 of the cats I showed him. I think that’s a good record.

@enor_anad @zillowgonewild When you invest with me!!!!

@zillowgonewild @kelsjane92 when are you opening your bed and breakfast?

@fullerton_britt @BarackObama Thanks Britt!!

@kelsjane92 @BarackObama Come on @BarackObama, make my favorite ex-coworkers birthday a special one ☺️ Also, Happy Birthday Kelsey☺️

Will you please wish me a happy birthday, @BarackObama? It’s my 8th birthday with this request & you’re my hero 💕

Jenna Ortega has the cutest freckles & you never see them on Wednesday.

It’s be real cool if I could be home doing nothing with my cats right now.

My apple customer support friends I spit to tonight were AMAZING.

Everyone talks about Chick-Fil-A chicken but y’all are sleeping on Raising Cane’s.

Mac Miller walked so Jeremy Allen White could run.

@dominos why can’t I redeem my free pizza in south city STL???

The fact that Dustin’s gf, Suzie, has Brigham Young University flags in her room makes Stranger Things the best show ever created. The details 🤌🏼

STL is under water. That’s enough reason to get door dash Chipotle, right?

Idk what y’all are trying to prove eating 15 avocados a day but I’m not impressed & avocados taste like shit.

Paramore is playing in Chesterfield in October. They want $300 per ticket? Nah fam.

I spend at least 30 minutes a day slow blinking back at my cats.

Lest we forget Poor White Trash?

An episode of GBBS but the contestants are Paul Hollywood, Mary Berry, & Prue Leith. Y’ALL BAKE IN THAT SHORT OF TIME. luv u @PaulHollywood 🖤

Finally at that point of quitting my job where I feel secure in the decision I’ve made.

I need to know why Miles Teller & Chris Hemsworth made a shit movie like Spiderhead 🫥🫥