Kelsey Perdue

When I was in Kindergarten my bus driver dressed up as a scary old lady for Halloween and poked me with a cane when I got on the bus. I cried the whole way to school and haven’t liked Halloween since. #cantbounceback

Never in my life did I think I’d be a @kanyewest fan. This album proved me wrong. Give it a listen if you haven’t already. #JesusIsKing

Fail #2: I use my hands a lot when I talk, and yesterday I was drinking coffee and talking on the phone (don’t recommend). I got really excited about the story I was telling and spilt a full cup of coffee all over my desk.

Fail #1: yesterday my bf and I were in Hornbacher’s and he went to get a jar of salsa while I was getting cheese. It wasn’t until I found him on the opposite side of the store that I realized I left our cart full of groceries in the dairy aisle.

Haven’t tweeted in a while so decided to start a thread of all the fails I experience on the daily.

Here's what separates the March For Life from any other march: nobody in attendance is marching for themselves. Nobody is demanding rights or privileges for themselves. Everyone is marching on behalf of those who cannot march.

"There are better things ahead than any we leave behind." #CSLewis | #HappyNewYear

@VIEWSFROMJAY23 @a_jarrett22 me when I skipped stats

The moment you wake up the devil is afraid of the good you are capable of. So he sets up temptations uniquely tailored for your weaknesses and struggles, hoping that you’ll give in. This way you’ll be distracted from the amazing potential God blesses you with daily. Stay focused.

@paytonmanns @sarahlancaster5 #quality

I used to be one of those people who thought LuLu Lemon leggings were overpriced and overrated Until I wore my first pair And I tripped over a fence and fell, and cut my knee completely open and my lulus did not rip MY SKIN RIPPED BUT NOT MY LEGGINGS QUALITY!!

@ChickfilA @t_husnick23 prepare for another last minute u turn. 😋

Milkshake Monday, anyone? Your favorite holiday sipper is back!

@britneviall Preach it girl.

I feel like a lot of eastern areas of ND are doubting the Outlaws so much & I can’t wait for them to show up Saturday and show em what two small towns are made of 🤩🏈 #OutlawNation

Birthday s/o to the one and only @DanielBaesler 🎈🎉 #henlo

@inforum @a_jarrett22 @sarahlancaster5 @megzan1 best news ever!!!

Black Coffee and Waffle Bar planned for downtown Fargo trib.al/LPVvrwf

@mckinleeharmon @a_jarrett22 I feel like you relate to this hard.

God really outdid Himself with peanut butter. Nice job.

@bbitz08 Her face when she tries to lie. 😂 #priceless

"Because true happiness, dear friends, does not consist in the pleasures of the world or in earthly things, but in peace of conscience, which we have only if we are pure in heart and mind." ~ Blessed Pier Giorgio Frassati

@DanielBaesler Ok but have you been to Cenex? It pays to shop at the co-op.

Ok but y’all ever been to Kum & Go?!

@teresaqhoang @BreyarBaker @a_jarrett22

forget pumpkin spice IT’S SOUP SEASON YOU’VE GOT POTATO SOUP CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP BUTTERNUT SQUASH SOUP FRENCH ONION SOUP CHICKEN TORTILLA SOUP CHEESY BROCCOLI SOUP ITALIAN WEDDING SOUP TOMATO SOUP just so many soups happy soup season

The difference between how guys and girls diss according to @t_husnick23: Guys: “dude, those shoes are wack” Girls: “your mom doesn’t love you” #boomroasted