Kelsy Abbott

Walt Disney: “here look. I created this lame bitch ass mouse” America: “YES OMG THANK YOU we love him take all our money forever”

@DrClownPhD poop in the corner when she’s not looking and then take a pic of the poop and make a post claiming she did it and when the elevator camera footage is released i’ll say it’s ai

You’re stuck in an elevator with Sydney Sweeney. What's your first move? 😏

I helped write for this game! wishlist it!!!! it’s fun!!!!!!!!!!!

@pistolewe my heart ♥️

@juliavickerman @kelsyabbott Custom Funko Pop of Reggie Abbott from 12 Forever.

@Audionysos Or They might’ve upset the trans community I dunno. I just don’t like they’re restricting password sharing

@kelsyabbott What did they do to deserve being canceled? Did they upset the trans community?

@Audionysos No they won’t let you share your password or even use your password outside your Wi-Fi smh

@8train C’mon…

@kelsyabbott IDK

@HannaBarberaCap ❤️

What’s y’all opinions on Uncle Grandpa?

@scharpling It’s *mork 🙈

Dear Adult Swing Please consider me for the voice of Rick and/or Mark

Magnolia Remastered - 068

@dnost Yay!!!

It's such an honour to write for these amazing characters with one of my favourite writers @kelsyabbott

@Simon_Barrett And that old man is there Jerking off in your corpse smh

@SickAnimation “ Bride to be” on your honeymoon? Wtf are you talking about you go on that when you got a bride SMH

I’ll never forget the 2nd night of my hornymoon oops I mean honeymoon, when me and my bride to be pretended to give each other sloppy toppy to the bpm of Hotel California

Last night during a figure drawing class I found out that The Fungies! was getting pulled from HBO Max this week. I’m heartbroken but I want to take this opportunity to thank all the amazing artists and production folks for their hard work on this sincere, fever dream of a show

@AndyRichter @blainecapatch I like them 🤷‍♂️

Nair: put this nasty smelling chemical cream on your legs to burn off hair. 13 year old me: ok

You think there’s really a drought in CA? Or did Newsom just make that up so we’d stop showering as much. because he likes his little piggies stinky

How many of you wanna bet “Uncle” Sam never shot a 3 pointer? He probably never even touched a basketball. What a dipshit. Who’s with me?