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@FrankEra_ @UtdCitypriest I doubt he will retire here

The single greatest thing about Manchester United post Sir Alex Ferguson. Let him retire here, he’s earned it. ❤️

Bruno is clear of any other midfielder in the EPL KDB, PDP or APC Doesn't matter the party, Bruno is clear

@FabrizioRomano Why not just give him a 4 or 3 year contract and stop this renewal every season

🚨 EXCL: Man United start talks to keep Bruno Fernandes despite £57m release clause into his contract, open to reward him. Initial discussions took place to continue with Bruno despite Saudi/European clubs keen. #MUFC absolutely want Bruno to stay. 🎥 youtu.be/qBGooJ7a3kQ

@UTDPsalm I saw it too with the no39😭😭

Is it just me or Tyler Fletcher actually moves like Scott McTominay???

The Environmental Protection Authority (EPA) has announced a ban on Styrofoam (takeaway packs) in Ghana effective 1st January 2027. The ban will cover the production, importation, distribution sale and use of polystyrene foam products across the country. This is a major environmental and public health step!

@Oghener0 I can't wait for your tears next season 😂

BARE MINIMUM FOR ENZO MARESCA'S FIRST SEASON; 1. Finishing above Manchester United is a must, our birth right and we must not be denied. 2. Losing to Chelsea is a sackable offense, anything below 4 points from the possible 6 is not forgivable. 3. We cannot afford to lose another one of our annual Real Madrid tie. 4. Finishing Trophyless is genuinely not an option. City fans drop yours 👇

@Bruno21Assists No way 21😭

I would have asked you to go chat to Aston Villa or Nottingham Forest, but what if they both ask you to put your UCL on the table?😂😂🫵🏽

@UTDNosa1 What a comp❤️🔥

Best attack in the league man, real ones always backed them

@OfficialBHAFC We don't need him anymore you can post him anyhow you like

Carlos. 🥰💙

@cagiago_ Take your books and study bro

@FrankEra_ Come to Africa first bro

Christ, it’s hot isn’t it?

@Mhore_ @datgurlfrances @ZidyepO You say the head empty so how e go weigh her

@datgurlfrances @ZidyepO Does your neck not hurt from carrying this your big head? 🤔 it seem empty sha no weight makes sense 👨🏽‍🦯

He said “nice” you didn’t say anything and you’re blaming him. You don’t know you’re supposed to ask for his pictures too to keep the conversation going?

@premierleague @Arsenal @Microsoft Wow admin 😂

The scene of @Arsenal's crowning glory ❤️ 📊 @Microsoft

@Oluwabunminire You wan marry keh I thought marry no be achievement give una

Una sure say I go marry this year like this ? I can’t even imagine what is going on here. What should I have done better ? I sent my pictures and that was the end 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Dalot crosses will land in that river

@Lea_EFC @whyEzra_ Ass

I’m thinking of a word, what is it?🤔

@Sam11664229 @CyrilRaph Are you mad????

@CyrilRaph I doubt if Ryan Giggs is in top 3 greatest premier League of all time. Henry clears anyone you have in mind in EPL.

None of your player is greater than Henry in "premier league" history,no not one. No, tabloids,not even journal or mainstream media will rate any of your player ahead of Henry in EPL history. None!

@KingPhelz Everywhere go semo next season 😂

@kelvinermac Yessir

I just checked who holds the record for most assists in a single UCL season and you won’t believe who it is 😂 😭.

The Bank of Scotland has unveiled a limited edition £20 note featuring an image inspired by Scott McTominay’s famous overhead kick heraldscotland.com/news/26135300.…

@RhysCarefree Na abramovich sign garnacho???

Chelsea BluesCo signings. 01. Raheem Sterling - forgot how to play 02. Kalidou Koulibaly - past it 03. Wesley Fofana - top 10 worst signing oat 04. Marc Cucurella - success 05. Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang - past it 06. Carney Chukwuemeka - not ready 07. Cesare Casadei - not good enough 08. Gaga Slonina - who? 09. Denis Zakaria (loan) - didn’t play 10. Enzo Fernández - success 11. Mykhailo Mudryk - cheat and crap 12. Benoît Badiashile - terrible 13. Noni Madueke - average 14. Malo Gusto - pants 15. Andrey Santos - okay 16. Datro Fofana - we’re not Brighton 17. João Félix (loan) - luxury player 18. Moïsés Caicedo - success 19. Romeo Lavia - broken 20. Christopher Nkunku - broken 21. Cole Palmer - success 22. Nicolás Jackson - okay 23. Axel Disasi - not good enough 24. Robert Sánchez - okay 25. Lesley Ugochukwu - not good enough 26. Diego Moreira - shipped 27. Dujuan Richards - who? 28. Deivid Washington - £20m for nothing 29. Pedro Neto - overpriced 30. João Félix - bullied into buying 31. Omari Kellyman - £20m for nothing 32. Marc Guiu - why? 33. Renato Veiga - sold for profit 34. Caleb Wiley - who? 35. Filip Jørgensen - shit 36. Aaron Anselmino - never played 37. Jadon Sancho (loan) - shit 38. Liam Delap - shit 39. Estêvão Willian - potential 40. Kendry Páez - never played 41. João Pedro - success 42. Jamie Gittens - £55m what were we thinking? 43.Mike Penders - potential 44 Quenda - potential 45 Dastan Satpaev - potential 5 of the 45 signings you could consider a success - 11% success rate.