lit fuzzy

smoking the shit that made the 日本人OK!

@strawhatcanti Congratulations you are birthday 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🎈🎈🥳🎈🥳🎂🎂🥳🎂🎂🥳🎂🎂🥳🎈🎂🥳🥳🥳🎈🎂🥳🎂🥳🥳🎈🎂🎈🎂🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🎈🎈🥳🎈🥳🎂🎂🥳🎂🎂🥳🎂🎂🥳🎈🎂🥳🥳🥳🎈🎂🥳🎂🥳🥳🎈🎂🎈🎂🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🎈🎈🥳🎈🥳🎂🎂🥳🎂🎂🥳🎂🎂🥳🎈🎂🥳🥳🥳🎈🎂🥳🎂🥳🥳🎈🎂🎈🎂🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🎈🎈🥳🎈🥳🎂🎂🥳🎂🎂🥳🎂🎂🥳🎈🎂

Canti Canterson for the Real Life was released on this day in North America, 21 years ago (2005)

@TheMolerrrr I think my copy of “The University Experience” may be defective or something because I’d have a hard time disagreeing more. My honest conclusion has been that university students are evil and the only green pastures lie far away from such a place

@TheMolerrrr Tbf (at least ime) the barrier to entry lowkey does not get much lower in post-secondary education esp given how prevalent lolcow culture is now. Can’t go outside without being filmed and laughed at for being autistic. Smh my head

@_bokobo_ B line feels like this a lot

there should be gacha elements to taking the bus

Plushiehumping is coming BACK 🤯 in a BIG way 👀 In the year 2026 📆 🔥

@ccaterwaull people scream at me for not understanding the game because i didn’t do the tutorial! i didn’t do the tutorial because nobody wanted me to do it! i didn’t get a job because i didn’t go to school! i didn’t go to school because i didn’t have any money! i didn’t have any money becaus

yeah the world is dying, the empire hates us, the dragons are leaving, the high elves aren't contacting us. we might be alone it might just be you and me

@phonedropper Pedal if it was iPhone

Probably the ugliest pedal design I have ever seen

BREAKING: Surface Transportation Board denies UP/NS' merger application appeal after photos of a Bill Clinton tribute locomotive resurface online. CEO Jim Vena has been missing for the past 6 days after leaving Omaha in the company jet and could not be reached for comment.

gestures to make you more elegant and feminine

Trying to walk on railroad ballast drunk is truly a test only suited for the worthy

Majima construction

@reinabugs @njsilvadyne The suburbanoids are so much more prevalent here I’m afraid

@njsilvadyne woah! someone needs to chill out and check out minneapolis!

the average midwesterner is a stupid ugly prick that lives a shallow pointless life driving from one hideous suburb to the next stealing life force from the young and ensouled and are only alive because suicide would require making a single conscious decision about something ever

truth nuke

@iTrollWomen Most progressive urbanist

always thought technology connections would either transition or chud out... tragically he's apparently chosen the path of the chud

Oh naaaah 💀💀🥀 They fuckin ☠️💀🥀🥀

They put u in an exam room and make u wait a half hour as a litmus test to see if you’ll start playing with their devices

Fuck it. Jail broken ford fusion #ThisisMarch