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I accidentally mentioned my family and now Vin Diesel is following me around. He's not like, close close...but it's pretty noticable.
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Ben Konowitz
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Ben Konowitz
@kenbonowitz
I like jokes. I like movies. I like you, maybe.
LaPorte, IN Katılım Şubat 2013
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Oh, thanks so much Meta and AI. Seeing a picture of my dead Dad from an old birthday (which is in January by the way) with shitty AI photo manipulation is exactly what I want. It’s so cool and not ghoulish at all. I guess now I know what he looks like as an old timey ghost?
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Trick-or-Treat "fast food drive through". I put a PA behind the bushes and make the kids order at the "speaker" and then yell at them to pull around. The volume is all the way up. I think a kid pooped himself. 10/10 experience.
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On vacation... Finally getting quality time with the 8 and 10 year olds. I straight up JACKED UP these kids in Monopoly. They didn't see it coming.
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Traveling with the 8 year old.
Him, not whispering on the plane:
"Ben, you have a lot of hair in your nose"
My gf, also not whispering: "yeah we bought you trimmers"
"Thanks, guys, great conversation"
8 YO: "Well, you should see yourself"
I'm traveling alone next time.
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Definitely knocking the rust off in this first episode. The two cut for time sketches were better than anything that made the show (outside of Bowen's hippo) and it's not even close. Check out our review of the show!
The Ten to One Podcast@TheTenToOnePod
The 50th season of @nbcsnl is underway, so we’re back with a review and recap of the premiere with #Hacks star Jean Smart, as well as setting the stage for the entire season. Listen in! thetentoone.com/episode/episod…
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I'm not good at politics or jokes but Swifty Boat Veterans for Truth...is that something?
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Owning a small business means making very high-level executive decisions. But that’s why they say heavy is the head that wears the crown.
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Just saw @Twistersmovie and the scene between @paulscheer and @glenpowell was like the diner scene in Heat.
It perfectly sets up Scheer to return as the villain in Twist3rs.
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Listen to @GoFlixYourself and you're gonna have a good time....and AJ, that would have been GOLDEN....maybe next time...
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Ben Konowitz retweetledi
Do we love recording podcasts about Saturday Night Live?
No… YES! Come as we ask questions like “What is love?” And why did Will Ferrell and Chris Kattan have a falling out after they made A Night at the Roxbury together? We have the answers.
thetentoone.com/episode/shakin…
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Tom Cruise stars in The Firm and says, Scientology, yes please. Everyone’s fine. I go to the hospital for heart palpitations, and say, more bacon please!... AND I'M THE BAD GUY? no no I get it this isn't great for me.
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@Coach__Starkey I just think it’s hilarious that in the Air Bud universe, there’s probably some rival basketball player that is hell-bent on thinking Air Bud is the spawn of Satan that should be destroyed. And this is how he would tweet.
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@kenbonowitz I love how open and honest you are about not being able to contend with a dog and having to resort to injuring him!
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Thinking back through it, I would have bodied Air Bud as a high school basketball player. Just fucked him up. There’s no rule that a dog can’t play basketball, but you stomp one paw and that little freak is on the sidelines.
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In a good way? that’s how I know this is Brad talking to you.
Go Flix Yourself@GoFlixYourself
Not gonna lie, this one goes off the rails pretty quickly, but in a good way! Plus, Nate has some hot takes that are gonna get people riled up. Ben and Brad were in disbelief. Enjoy! goflixyourselfpod.com/episode/episod…
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