Kendall Farrell

There is an emergent category of men I’m calling “henchmen” who have bad vibes but are generally harmless until/unless they find a charismatic leader

@tylerhmead Basically, Joan fulfilled the ecological role of a keystone predator controlling prey populations by culling the weak and preventing any single species from dominating.

I’m sorry but someone needs to step up and famous people scared of looking dumb again. We had no idea how good we had it with Joan Rivers, and now the natural order is out of balance.

Ben Shapiro’s eyebrows…baby those implants are gonna fuck up your lower back

Saw a snowman with huge tits, but I could tell they were fake

@SecVetAffairs You evil motherfucker. Lookin like a turtle without a shell ass bitch

We can confirm Alex Pretti was a nurse at the Minneapolis VA Medical Center. As President Trump has said, nobody wants to see chaos and death in American cities, and we send our condolences to the Pretti family. Such tragedies are unfortunately happening in Minnesota because of state and local officials’ refusal to cooperate with the federal government to enforce the law and deport dangerous illegal criminals.

If Cole Escola writes Oh, Charlie! starring Erika Kirk they will become the first trillionaire

I see my opps linkin up (climate change and my recalcitrant boomer parents) and I’m like wut in the fuck

I just looove the idea of romanticizing things ❤️

Just post yourself in your underwear nobody cares about the rest of your getting ready process I promise you

do y'all have good examples of drag/crossdressing being shown on mainstream television, but not being named as drag or queer and therefore not causing much controversy? think Mrs Doubtfire or SpongeBob in drag

It hasn’t been easy but through hard work & determination I have avoided learning what a labubu is

The worst part about social media is that it makes me resent my pet for not supporting me financially

Of course, Madonna! Watch @kendall_farrell's full set here: youtu.be/LadSp-44LNk

The only way to stop a bad woman with an abortion is a good woman with an even later term abortion

@ThePopTingz @TMZ

Kanye West is entering the porn industry and launching his own film production company called “Yeezy Porn,” according to @TMZ.‌‌

This morning an unhoused person was full on jerking off at Duane Reade and paused to yell at me for my pants sagging a little. When I pointed out he had his dick all the way out in the vitamin aisle of a Walgreens he replied “that’s no excuse.”

Late night convos with friends in Rafah… It’s like, what can I even say?

I want this product, but I’m also upset that I was shown the ad for it

Saturday in NYC! with @TheSamIke & @kendall_farrell 8pm is selling fast, get tickets here: cysknyc.com/tickets

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