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Uncle Ken
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Uncle Ken
@kenneth_doee
ya mothers ass, the one non-deusional dc fan maybe?
Frederick, Maryland Katılım Şubat 2012
289 Takip Edilen390 Takipçiler
As a guy named Kenny can I just say that meeting people for the first time since South Park fell out of the cultural zeitgeist is way way better. “oh my god, they killed Kenny” is by far and away the phrase I’ve heard the most in my life and I haven’t heard it in years lmao
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You REALLY know you’ve shit yourself when you look down into your pants and see poop and smell poop also
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Sauce Gardner fans about to have a field day with the graphic
JPA@jasrifootball
Your team has likely been cooked by Ja’Marr Chase at least once. Is he the league’s best receiver? (via: Bengals Press/IG)
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Bro asked DC chillin wale if he’s been to a wiz game im crying
The Truth@PicksDisco80551
@Wale Brother have you ever been to a wizards game?
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beat it in one sitting with a random guy from across the globe and sobbed as soon as we said goodbye. trascendental experience.
MadamAdam@browndwarf6
I'm tired of seeing mixtape discourse, what are your favorite games with minimal gameplay and/or no fail states? here are mine:
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@kenneth_doee Sorry, Brother. I got you guys mixed up with Sacramento.
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Fucking ouch man that was like a literal gut punch
Jazz 6th Man@jazz6thman
Trust me Jazz fans. Getting the player that Washington doesn’t pick is perfect. They never pick the right guy. Basically the Raiders of the NBA. We are golden.
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Did this nigga say John Wall didn’t make his teammates better, he made Marcin Gortat look like Pau Gasol (no offense to the Polish Hammer, love ya big bro)
Tre Johnson SZN@trejohnsonszn
Another horrible Tony Kornheiser (wiz fan) Wizards rant: “They cheated the people who buy tickets… they get the reward [no 1 pick] which stinks… last no 1 pick was John Wall who scored a lot but didn’t make his teammates better” (Via PTI)
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Mitt Romney lined that nigga up
The Big Pigeon 🐦@PidgeyPerico
They don’t have black barbers in Utah ???
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Lying in a legal briefing would get you disbarred as a regular lawyer. But when you’re an unelected, lifetime appointee with powers to write decisions that completely undo & remake the Constitution, the decision gets to stand & you get to keep your lifetime position. Outrageous.
The New Republic@newrepublic
Samuel Alito Quoted Fake Data in His Ruling Gutting Voting Rights Act trib.al/9bj8Zm6
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Can we get a community not that just says speed
MAVERICK X@MAVERIC68078049
Explain this!! How in the hell can this go straight into a building like butter?
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Interesting. How about those Epstein files tho
John Greenewald, Jr.@theblackvault
The newly dropped UFO files contains an image from Apollo 17 of three lights "visible above the lunar terrain".
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Babe wake up, koi fish and owls did a collab
Pubity@pubity
A never-before-seen owl has been found in the USA. While snowy owls are known for their white feathers, this owl, nicknamed "Rusty" by locals, has an unexplained reddish-orange appearance.
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Is that my boy at #2??????
Warren Sharp@SharpFootball
2026 QB Rankings based on expected output: 1. Josh Allen 2. Jayden Daniels 3. Lamar Jackson 4. Joe Burrow 5. Drake Maye 6. Jalen Hurts 7. Justin Herbert 8. Caleb Williams 9. Dak Prescott 10. Brock Purdy QBs 11-35 per @LordReebs: sharpfootballanalysis.com/fantasy/fantas… output = yards + TDs
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