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Kenn’s new song is about sucking off an old man

@blankcheckpod We had our 2nd annual Porchfest over the weekend. We played @benhosley’s Porches video before every movie. reddit.com/r/blankies/com… @mariebardi @GriffLightning @davidlsims

it’s been 6 months since i’ve tweeted. whatever i decide to come back with better be good.

We playing Garden Grove tomorrow (Sat 6/2) at 7pm. It is FREE.

2023 and me

Merry Christmas from AJM youtu.be/1kyF9cGOc8s

cancel culture has gone too tár

This week, Paul & Arlo dare to be stupid with Alex Jonestown Massacre guitarist @kennfluencer, as they discuss #WEIRDTheAlYankovicStory. gobbledygeekpodcast.com/2022/12/07/lis…

i talked about weird al again

nobody should’ve been surprised by how much The Slap took over the newsstands. everyone knows paper covers Rock.

oh, a tragedy occurred? should probably cancel the comedy show. who would wanna laugh and feel better at a time like this?

interesting to see UVA trying to keep up with VT for once

B-52s concert postponed due to rusted roof

@Domonation804 yeah!

Can y’all believe the cruise I went on didn’t have any USHER at karaoke…I was shook

[insert genuine observation about humanity but formatted in a perfectly structured remark that is sociopathicly detached which is indicated by maybe an intentional typo or somethin’ here]

louis misheard dasha; he thinks she believes everybody deserves a piece of HIS apple

@elonmusk um, dude? do you realize that by suspending accounts for making jokes that YOU have become the culture that cancels?

How do we show Daniel Radcliffe our Hold Steady parody? Do you think Weird Al would do it for us? @kennfluencer @jonahray youtu.be/1kyF9cGOc8s

i really wanna see the new Cate Blanchett movie but i looked at the runtime so i’m afraid i will get too tár’d and fall asleep

@jjdotbiz wahlberg gives the most resentful “obligated to be here” performance ever filmed