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WTH R U SELLING ME @McDonalds

i love when people name their pets a different animal like “come here kitty” 🐌: “ok❤️”

screaming mao zedong lighter at the estate sale

not to be a snyder dickrider but am i really the only one that could tell that cavills superman in this scene was very much feeling guilt, disappointment in himself for not seeing the bomb, sympathy and generally feeling sorrowful in this scene? it’s in his facial reaction no?

found my holy grail at the bins today

fell in the parking i’m such a clutz >_< *don’t mind the imprint*

imagine if we put don toliver, swae lee and the weeknd in the studio and they had sex

friends: wanna meet up at the park for some thai tea tomorrow? me: yes! me:*arrives at the park and see old asian people doing tai chi* me: 😲☹️

bros holding onto the mouse like it’s the gear stick 💀

@brooceval making buttered noodles is not a slay

@kenpression just reverse it and make a white dish

i wish i was white all i gotta do is find some foreign asian dish record myself making it at home say it’s good and i’ll go viral and become a millionaire

my dad goes to the casino and instead of bringing home 1 million dollars he brings back 20 casino bottled waters

wish my friends were cool enough to dap each other up, instead we hug :)

saw drizzy at home depot 😳

found out my grandma was diagnosed with oppenheimer i hope she doesn’t forget me 😔

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