Kent Foster

Elon Musk: I need $1.5 billion or SpaceX will go broke Feds: Approved Intel CEO: We need $76 billion or we're moving to Asia Feds: Approved (Intel cuts jobs) United CEO: Airlines need $54 billion Feds: Approved Average Joe: My wife got cancer. Can we get Medicare? Feds: Denied

Why does Tucker Carlson seem like the dude that got bullied in his private high school for having the smallest yacht

In 20 years, when schools are teaching that Trump was one of the biggest threats to our democracy, I want Trump supporters to say they voted for him instead of hiding it like I know they will

You guys remember before the election Trumpies were saying “At least we wouldn’t riot if we lost.” I wonder where they are now 🤔

If I could major in Star Wars I would

The most unsurprising news of 2020

Trump really couldn’t disown white supremacists. When asked to condemn the Proud Boys (a white supremacist group) he said “Stand back and stand by.” If that’s not dog whistle racism then idk what is.

If you think Trump won that debate you either didn’t watch, are blinded by partisan politics,or you think the way to win a presidential debate is to shout the loudest

Next debate they gotta put a mute button on Trump’s mic

When a Fox News commentator has to yell at Trump to stop interrupting you know it’s bad

When Biden said “Can you just shut up man” I felt that

If you’re posting about this 6% thing then all you’re really saying is “I’m dumb and don’t know why we’re quarantined in the first place”

This dude will do this with anyone darker than his orange ass

If you’re in an argument, and they bring up personal stuff, just know that you won

People ask me why I don’t throw more parties... I do, I just don’t invite you

Once Winds of Winter drops y’all not gonna see me for a couple days

Fuck I miss the nba

All right it’s official no one else can follow me I have the exact number I want 😎

If you can’t fw my friends then I can’t fw you

I feel like it says a lot about me that I’d rather sit in my apartment than go out on a Friday night. Whether that’s a positive or negative remains to be seen.