kenzi

what happens if you get scared half to death twice?

@KasperCameron @ElonMuskAOC Calm down snowflake.

@kenzl3 @ElonMuskAOC Yeah that’s what I figured

“We’re here, we’re queer, we’re coming for your children…” These people should be thrown in prison.

@KasperCameron @ElonMuskAOC Sorry that you believe being proud of who they are and protecting those around them is mental illness.

@kenzl3 @ElonMuskAOC They all have mental issues

@KasperCameron @ElonMuskAOC They’re making fun of you all hahahahah

@kenzl3 @ElonMuskAOC And what’s that?

People that weren’t allowed to watch Spongebob as a kid… have you watched it now that you’re older?

Why tf does going into Aldi make my endorphins rise?

I just dissociated bc I remembered I have a belly button 😣

I don’t get coupons. just give it to me at that price. I don’t need to bring the little paper in

I think i’m either going to start hibernating or migrating

Am I the only one that is terrified to call someone by their name when I first hangout w them a couple times? Like I 100% know your name, but i’m not saying it.

it’s so crazy to think that my mom will never know what the inside of the Chuck E. Cheese tunnels look like

I didn’t realize I missed the Nacho Fries so much

i don’t wear a bra bc i literally have titties. Why would i lock them up?

I think it’s really rude that my cat takes a bath on me 😤

my toxic trait is I believe I deserve fast food when any minor inconvenience happens in my day

Kylee said girls that like Dunkin’ also have Apple Music. Thoughts? Btw I am girls

in elementary school i made a club called “The Chicken Dance Club” and made the 4-5 girls in it dance to me singing the few verses i knew of Footloose on repeat

are we going to have a Mamma Mia situation?

Why is everyone saying “post pandemic” as if it’s over?