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Most time than not we ourselves are our worst enemies and are responsible for our own shit going South
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Karabo Makgato
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@onlydubsX When marriage good or bad becomes your centre of your breathing
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The bro code is always supreme
One of our guys slept with a bro’s sister, and we cut him off. It’s been over 8 years, saw him at the mall today and still kept the same energy.
My sister is your sister, and your sister is my sister. Don’t ever find them attractive if we’re bros.
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@tlax_mahlope @VillageGuluva I am not blaming anyone .... I said people geyser surprised when we dint go home
Centurion, South Africa 🇿🇦 English
@kerbs_ZA @VillageGuluva Your choice can't blame those who chose differently
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Motorists on the N1 in Modimolle have started using the oncoming lane. 🙆♂️🙆♂️😫😫
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Kanye West has reportedly passed the California Bar Exam on his first attempt:
“I finished what Kim couldn’t. See you in court.”
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@IOL Cars are expensive all around.....our anger should be directed at the Government finding ways to regulate the Car manufacturing industry better...the jump in prices we witnessed after COVID is madness. We got saved by the Chinese brands nje
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Public anger mounts as Finance Minister Enoch Godongwana stated that the R800,000 vehicle price threshold for official vehicles for members of the executive was no longer viable and has been revised to R1.1 million.
#Godongwana #VehicleThreshold #R800kToR1.1m #PublicAnger #MinisterialPerks #CostOfLivingCrisis"
Read on tinyurl.com/mw8ywj9u
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@SivuMtumezi Are this backrooms...I take it there is a main house with a kitchen
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I despise fake Sangomas. I once went to Propanga in Pretoria, and then this cute light skinned short girl came to me and said, "Your grandmother said I must tell you that she misses you a lot. "
Mind you, my grandmother who raised me passed away back in 2002. Now I’m holding back tears, phela indoda ayikhali, busy asking the girl what more did she say. Athi uthe kum she understands all the pain you’re going through right now, nam ke at the time I’m unemployed and just broken up with this my girlfriend. "Ugogo uthi, I must give you a warm hug because she’s with us at this moment."
Vulnerable me hugged this girl so tight, she whispered, "Buy me Savanah and wings, I will go with you to your place." Yerrr loya satan 😭
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Sbahle Mpisane broke a glass and then tried to put it back together using glue.🤔🤔
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@RatuMofokeng Showed alot of restraint from his part...you can say whatever...joke however....pulling the trigger is no child's play. Maybe his plan was that the other guy would back-down, instead the idiot was ready to catch one
Caledon, South Africa 🇿🇦 English
Catching hands while you took out a gun is embarrassing 😭
Why take it out if you not gonna use it ?
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A guy once dumped me for making a joke about his penis size 😭
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@Ndaba_Luh Imagine your drunk friend visiting for the first time and it is a night.....heart attack I tell you
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