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@hastapasta3 I forget so much. That I say One Day I hope I remember

One day, I will forget.

Kalidou Koulibaly asking John Terry to take the no.26 at #Chelsea! 💙 Introducing your new no.26, @kkoulibaly26!

Lionel Messi joins PSG... HERE WE GO! Total agreement completed on a two-years contract. Option to extend until June 2024. Salary around €35m net per season add ons included. 🇦🇷🇫🇷 #Messi Messi has definitely accepted PSG contract proposal and will be in Paris in the next hours.

@DeBruyneKev Wishing you a speedy recovery. 💙

When both men and women @ChelseaFCW @ChelseaFC are in the @ChampionsLeague final 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

Is there any club that have ever qualify the female and male teams in the @ChampionsLeague finals the same year ? Come on @ChelseaFC 💪🏿

What a night. What a team! Incredibly proud, couldn’t be happier right now 🤩💙

One more step. 🤙

N'Golo Kante and #UCL Man of the Match awards - the perfect pair. 🤌

Let’s goooooooooooooo💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙 @ChelseaFC @ChampionsLeague We are going to Istanbul my People

Congrats @ChelseaFC !!!! So well deserved 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

@hastapasta3 Thanks Hasti!! 😘😀❣️ Since I celebrate twice can I expect another tweet for my date birthday?

My friend celebrates 2 birthdays! One based on date and another one based on 'gujarati' calender. Interesting thing to note : He is a Parsi (<1L population) Happy Birthday @kerfed84 This tweet is your birthday gift.

Key to staying in touch with old friends? Have whatsapp goups. Find it really difficult to stay in touch with individuals, but extremely easy when they are a part of group chats.

@hastapasta3 Narayana Murthy, Ram Nath Kovin and Bharat Ratna want to know your location

We already are bro from a long time ago. Don't you worry, it's in our blood to slog

@Sahilpatel14 Yea and before mars humans lived on Jupiter. We shifted from Jupiter to mars. And now once we are done with earth we will take a meteor to Venus!! So don't worry we still have Venus and Mercury as back ups.

What if thousands of years ago, humans lived on Mars and kept on destroying it, until one day it got fully destroyed and to save human species a meteor was sent on earth which killed all the dinosaurs.Maybe today history is not getting made but getting repeated #MarsLanding

Could all My Indian followers retweet this? I’m REALLY trying to leave America for good and Brahma said if I can prove I’m popular enough he’ll give me a place in the Hindu pantheon, or at least an Aadhaar.

Luke Shaw is the worlds highest paid teenager, 2nd on the list is Adnan Januzaj. #MUFC