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Over 200 Million people worldwide tuned in to watch Cristiano Ronaldo today. 8 Ballon D’Ors cannot give you this level of influence. He’s The Greatest there will ever be.

Still bothers me how women have so many clothes. Them go leave like 25 of their clothes for your house and them go still dey function normally. If drycleaner carry 25 of my clothes I'm one weekend away from nakedness.

This IJGB babe near me for BlackBell scream "that's ridiculous" when dem knack am 32k for Special rice, turkey, fish and moin moin. Lol. She no believe her eyes.

One of the quietest guys in my office resigned last month. Nobody really noticed him like that. He doesn't wear expensive clothes, hardly gives his opinions, and doesn't even post anything on social media. While others would post about their accomplishments on LinkedIn, this guy doesn't care about that. On few occasions he talked, he'd just say: “Forget LinkedIn jor.” People mostly saw him as one struggling guy trying to survive Lagos. Others even think he's unserious with his life by being quiet and not making new connections. On his last day, our manager jokingly asked him: “So where you dey go now? Hope say no be another small company.” That was when we found out he was relocating to Canada. A fully sponsored job, with a far better salary than almost everybody there. Accommodation was also already sorted. The silence in the office that day was something else. You see... People don't understand that not everybody advertises their life while building it. And the fact that someone is silent or not flashy doesn't mean they're not progressing.

Only those who witnessed Chelsea vs man united champions league final have truly witnessed football club fan culture in Nigeria. All the buses had their flags up, cows were painted club logos and slaughtered, Bars were filled up from noon, the whole streets were empty till the final whistle.

na why the things una get energy for dey shock me. una no dey suffer 😂

it is an unwritten rule of life that after every prolonged period of hardship and uncertainty, there is going to be a period when you are going to achieve quantum leaps across multiple areas of your life. the only requirement is that you do not give up on yourself

Men with barely 10 more yrs to Live are Borrowing Billions of $ with 40-50 yr Repayment Plans. This Old Men Steal the Loans & Spend it on BS. But the Masses Who will Use the rest of their Lives repaying the Loans LONG after this Men are Dead are Supporting them to Continue. 😩🇳🇬

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The commentary team on ESPN live just announced that they’re more people watching Al Nassr vs Al Hilal than the number of people that watched El Classico over the weekend. All because of one man. Cristiano Ronaldo.

This is the brokest everyone’s been. Everyone’s struggling irrespective of how much they make.

I’m not joking, people are broke that have never been broke. It’s so crazy.

If you don’t forgive the cheating, what will you do? 🤭 If they catch you, you go home If you catch him, you go home Anyhow e wan be, na you go reach house 🤭

At the Federal High Court today, a witness was asked to read a statement in her witness statement on Oath, and she was reading and adding things. 😂 My Lord was so angry and furious after warning the witness of the consequences of that behavior, the witness still went ahead to do the same thing. My Lord moved to send her to prison, she started crying 😂 and learned colleagues had to intervene and beg on her behalf, before My Lord was able to temper justice with mercy and forgave her. When we warn them that COURT OF LAW is not their village meetings, they will not hear.

If you're marrying a wealthy person and they ask you to sign a prenup, make sure there is a fidelity clause there—if anyone cheats, 50% of their assets go to the other partner after divorce.

For the first time in my life I woke up very concerned about a league game in Saudi Arabia. Cristiano what have you done to me?

One of my oga wife catch am...she use anger moved out...stayed for some weeks..came back..the man refused her entry..told her she went to cheat back and the marriage is over...the woman begged..till date the marriage is over.

Yesterday, my wife and I visited a venue for a big event she is planning and decorating for a High Chief in Egbaland. She was full of energy as we entered the hall. But the moment she stepped in, her countenance changed. She walked towards the front and suddenly froze for like 2mins. From where I was standing, on a call, I noticed she was completely still, which is unusual for her when she is in work mode. So I walked up to her. The moment I looked at her face, I saw tears rolling down her cheeks with her lips moving in a prayerful pattern. I asked her, “what is wrong.” She looked at me and said, “Jack, 12 years ago, I was inside this same hall as a server, packing and washing plates. Today, I am the event planner, and everyone here is answering to me.” I tried to hold back my own tears as I hugged her tightly to calm her down. But even while typing this tweet, I can still feel myself getting emotional. See, life truly does get better if you keep grinding. Don’t let your starting point hold you back. Never look down on humble beginnings. Never give up on yourself. One day, the same place that witnessed your struggle may also become the stage for your victory.

because you’re entering menopause you wan to limit my prime?

Clients think litigation is about law. Half of it is actually documentation. The other half is patience.