Paisley Princess

finally emotionally ready for bangs

she held that shit down

anyone need any large amounts of liquid bromine i got a guy

JAZZ ALBUM TITLES 50s: Smokin' Sounds 60s: It's Happening!!!!! 70s: A Sensuous Woman Receives Divine Light 80s: Adventures Beyond the Crystal 90s: U Iz What U R 2 B 00s: I Still Haven't Found America 10s: History Will Eat You Alive 20s: Meaning(s)

Used to be you’d go to a house show in seattle and there’d be 3 boring garage rock bands and one transcendental rapper. now it’s like a skramz band with 3 songs, some confusing genre medley band in clown makeup, and a white kid rapping over ddr songs. idk if it’s an improvement

half the time that high vis band sounds indistinguishable from piebald and i’m like cool they actually do this well, and then they hit the tumblr soft grunge switch and i am in disbelief people can still make music that sounds like that

i romanticize the ordinary because i grow tired of my joy being seen as so radical. of my regularity to be seen as resistance. of my yearning for normalcy to be synonymous with “bravery” i relish the days where i am just another woman ascending a road

in my formative years i put all my skill points into jaywalking and shoplifting

i’ve had this 9 to 5 shit on lock since i was 16 and all i have to show for it is a body full of stupid tattoos

Welcome to the resistance john travolta

Juniper Blessing was stabbed to death doing her laundry. There’s no “trans agenda.” Nothing is being forced on you. Trans people just want to live

at the gay club introducing my wife as my hag

@Skye_Melissax they did clock the crows correctly, pigeons are anarchists and geese and peacocks are the fascists

Couldn't be more wrong about pigeons

idgaf i’ll open someone else’s mail if it seems interesting

both my siblings and all 5 of their respective kids are homeless rn I am losing my mind

Don’t call it Detransitioning call it Breaking Trans

@Gay__Edge When I see bands at diy shows introduce the band I feel like I’ve entered the twilight zone and am in a teen drama where the writers have never seen a diy show

Lesbians U-haul cause dating is considerably less dangerous without men involved

whenever i spend time with someone from tacoma i remember how deeply unserious and socially maladjusted everyone in seattle is

New coworker is a lesbian from tacoma we’re already besties