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Yesterday I drank monkeys junk, today I'm baby daddy... Oh #SanDiego I love you

Cesc Fàbregas has led Como to a Champions League spot on the final day of the Serie A season! 🤩

🚨 OFFICIAL: Como have qualified for Champions League for the first time in their history! 🇪🇺 Incredible achievement for the club.

When flying, would you pay extra to be on a flight that does not allow children?

@Lea_EFC West ham to score first Making the day that little more lively

Gimme one thing that’s guaranteed to happen in the Premier League today…🤔

People who form a weird single line at bars. Who hurt you

Just heard from a Southampton staff member that Boro will be lining up in a 4-2-3-1 shape for the playoff final today

His language was exhausting

Pep Guardiola is leaving Man City after 10 years. He won six Premier Leagues, a Champions League and countless other trophies. Just goes to show what can be achieved with limitless financial resources and an elite team of lawyers.

And now the triple jump Hop, skip where the fuck did he go?

@TheBlueDodger Nope

🔵 Are you excited for Valentín Barco at Chelsea? #CFC

@iamlarrygee Osimhen Bruno Guimaraes Lewis Hall

🚨 Chelsea fans… IF João Pedro, Enzo Fernandez and Marc Cucurella were to leave Chelsea tomorrow… who are you replacing ALL 3 with? 😳💙🔥 No emotional answers. No impossible names. Drop realistic replacements only. 👀👇

@ConnCFC If we sell Needs to be one hell of a profit And more importantly an elite upgrade, that will hit ground running

Chelsea finally found a good striker in Joao Pedro. If we sold him this summer I’d be so upset man. You just HAVE to keep him

Struggled at Brighton I'm not sure has set the world alight in France, both on paper and more importantly on the pitch Could signal Enzo Fernandez sale in the works 😢 Very underwhelming, frame suggests will struggle in the premier league... Hopefully I'm wrong 😑

@GBPolitcs Unpaid leave?

🚨NEW: Green party MP Carla Denyer has announced that she is going to "take several weeks off" as she claims to be too tired and suffering from "burnout" This comes at the same time as summer

In the zone, in this life, arms open wide In the zone, caught off and I'm floatin' by @KiDCuDi 💙🔥

@ShabanaMahmood The numbers are broadly correct. But claiming this is entirely down to the current Government ignores the fact many of the visa restrictions driving the drop were introduced under the Conservatives before the election. Stats can be true and still politically selective.

Net migration down 82%. Net migration is now at 171,000, down from a high of 944,000 under the Conservatives. This Government is restoring order and control to our borders.

@ChelsTransfer YES

🔵 Would you sell Marc Cucurella, if it meant Lewis Hall coming back?

@Tiamcfc Absolutely not

Would you take Mason Greenwood at Chelsea for £30m ?

@BarcoEra Yes. If we get him for less than we sell cucerella for then it's a no brainer.

Would you bring Lewis Hall back to Chelsea for £50m if Cucurella goes?.

It's funny that with the government promising to crack down on price gouging to help the cost of living they still allow broadband, mobile and TV companies to do massively above inflation mid-contract price rises as long as they tell you in advance of signing up.