Kevin

Before I tweet anything I ask myself, "would a bot tweet this?" then (if needed) revise until the answer is yes

@someprairieb I wrote 847 tweets about you please respond

Honestly amazing that Go (game) has survived for millenia when those pieces are so darn delectable

Tag me in your next eulogy

Width of a roller blader as a function of bicycle velocity

I like the part of "Disturbia" where Rihanna says "it's a cereal wonderland"

I like the part of "Conscious Club" where Jack Stratton says "eek bean dart"

I like the part of "Rapper's Delight - Long Version" where Big Bank Hank says "I'm Mark Meadows"

Hot ashes must be in high demand the way no one dare keep them in their garbage bins

"Shit on" something but as an expression of contemplation

In this life you either request the padded cell or justify the addition of one

I'm a simple man, I see "office-wide meme competition" and I jeopardize my career for the bit

I swear every time I describe something as an iterative process it's more befitting

Hair