Kevin King

I often wonder who came up with the idea of inhaling things that are not air

@dustinjswatson Get some Gatorade cans

I haven't had a drop of soda in over three months, yet the body still desires a big fucking ice cold Diet Coke...

I don’t poke my head in here much these days but I have a record of single take acoustic songs I plan to put out in October if anyone cares to listen. It’s called “quiet songs” and it probably sucks but whatever. It will be for free on bandcamp and unfortunately streaming.

The funny thing about me is…I simply hate playing in front of people. Sometime in the next year I’ll do it again.

@kylekuzma Profound thought Kyle

All these threats to democracy have me thinking why one party didn’t let their party vote for a nominee 🧐

@eggybenedict Do the cats snore wicked loud or something?

Trying out some new earplugs for sleep tonight #ThisIs35 🤣

@eggybenedict WRONG

Providence resident here with some expert insight: Washington Bridge wasn’t hit by a boat. Hope that helps!

I hope everyone had a great St Patrick’s Day

@dustinjswatson Maura must’ve saved you like 300 dollars by now then bro.

I have an indie rock record label guy confession to make... Whenever I go to Savers, I donate one of our vinyl releases to get the 20% off coupon. :/

@RTTPresents That’s my sneaky favorite part of it. The lady getting left hanging is obviously epic, but the podcast thing is so so good.

I haven’t been able to stop watching this. It is absolutely amazing.

@eggybenedict I love you ❤️

My wife is having a hysterectomy in 12 days, I nearly had to bring a family member to rehab this week, and I just woke up to find my car has a flat tire because of a screw lodged in it. I would like a break!

@tru_freak_ Bro shut up, if they had any stones at all they would have stolen it from Blockbuster in Porter Sq in 2008.

Freddy Got Finger on the Criterion Channel is cute but if they had any real stones, they'd actually include it in the collection.

@dillydill26 I’m borrowing Derrick and the Whites from you.

@TheDunkCentral Riveting stats

Stephen Curry on Christmas: 2010: 4 points (2-15 FG) 2011: 4 points (2-12 FG) 2013: 15 points (5-17 FG) 2014: 14 points (5-12 FG) 2015: 19 points (6-15 FG) 2016: 15 points (4-11 FG) 2018: 15 points (5-17 FG) 2020: 19 points (6-17 FG) 2021: 33 points (10-27 FG) 2023: 18 points (7-21 FG)

Our daughter is coming soon and she got more Christmas presents than all of you pieces of shit.

@pilemusic Leaning on a wheel

@eggybenedict Legs or hot dogs? 🤔

@saaasdfghjkl This is really true.