Kevin Swander

The speed of sound is a funny thing. Your parents tell you something when you're 20, and you only hear it when you are 40... #Lifefact 💐🤠💐

“Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety” - Ben Franklin “I am willing to risk the giving up of my Rights and Privileges as a Citizen for our Great Military and Country! ” - Donald Trump

Thomas Massie just went nuclear on Trump’s DOJ for bringing zero “charges, arrests, or investigations” over the Epstein files. “Who should be investigated?” “I’ll name them right here.” “Leon Black... Jes Staley, accused of terrible things... Leslie Wexner.” “Why did the FBI list him as a co-conspirator in their own documents in a child sex trafficking case, and then tell him that they had no questions for him?” “Over 3 million documents describing horrible things, unspeakable things, much of it redacted.” “Over two dozen people have resigned, CEOs, members of government worldwide.” “But I haven’t seen any arrests or investigations here in the United States.” “Prince Andrew, Duke of York, who has since been stripped of his royal titles due to his affiliation with Jeffrey Epstein, has been arrested.” “Peter Mandelson, who previously served as UK’s ambassador to the United States, resigned in disgrace from UK’s House of Lords and the Labour Party, and he’s been arrested.” “Former Prime Minister of Norway, Thorbjørn Jagland, has been charged.” “But we don’t see any charges, arrests, or investigations in the United States.” “What do we see?” “We see our FBI director celebrating in the locker room at the Olympics overseas.” “We need justice.”

Being in your early 40s is weird, man. People around your age are in every stage of life. You have people who are grandparents. You have people who have newborns. You have people dating 25-year-olds. You have people celebrating their 20th wedding anniversary. Some of them look 60, and some of them look 30. All the bases are covered when you are in your early 40s.

my mom recently asked me how to take a screenshot, At first i laughed, but then I remembered she taught me how to tie my shoes.

@TMZ Everywhere is near her

😳 Lena Dunham claims Adam Driver hurled a chair near her on "Girls" set. tmz.me/vDVM55q

@AB84 Fishing

what's a beginner hobby for someone just getting into being happy

When my wife asks me what I did all day on X

Good riddance Pam Bondi! You were every bit as much of a disgrace to this nation as any AG Obama or Biden nominated. Congratulations!

I seriously don't get it!🤦‍♀️

Facts about men that don’t like birthdays: - They are low maintenance - They like being alone - They’re used to making themselves happy - They measure life in progress and not dates. - They pour into others more than they receive. - They don’t like drama.

@pepsi Pepsi + Popcorn

name a better combo than Pepsi + pizza. we’ll wait.

“I need you to lock in stop being distracted right. I BELIEVE in you but YOU’VE got to want this moment. This isn’t my story alright?” IM READY TO RUN THROUGH A BRICK WALL

He claimed every pop song is the same and then proved it in the most legendary way possible.

“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time!”

just a few of the things I strongly support: ✅The SAVE Act ✅National Constitutional Carry ✅Warrants for Americans for FISA ✅Reduce Spending ✅Convict Epstein Coconspirators ✅Healthy Food and Farm Freedom ✅Abolish the Federal Reserve ✅Border Security ✅Stop Fraud

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Forgive me for not sounding like a Senate candidate when I say this. Lindsey, fuck all the way off. Sincerely, A mom of three South Carolinian children and the person who is going to end your career💙

@MarkMeadows @LindseyGrahamSC and @SenatorTimScott why don’t you support election integrity? The people of South Carolina voted for Trump bc we want secure elections. Please support this measure.