slurpee king

Interviewer: do you have any special skills? Me: I can drink a Capri Sun really fucking fast.

@____kelc I just got off and I want it but I’m in RR. I’m getting a breakfast burger instead.

thinking about ditty dog

I work every weekend now so I’m gonna miss all the shows. I hate this.

@Hi_ImN8 @valalejandra123 Better hurry because it’s almost gone. Then they’ll brew another flavor. We’re going through all the turtles. Grape is Donatello

@kevinthecale @valalejandra123 grape beer time

I love that I’ll drive all over the Austin area to see my friends but no one would drive 30 minutes to see me…

You know I got that @enditbchc baseball jersey. Bouta be flexin’ on EVERYONE

If I see someone with a ukulele I’m running the other direction.

@inmystripesera Megan does too so family doesn’t count. You guys rule.

@kevinthecale ID DRIVE TO SEE YOU

Me, in my 30s: IM JUST A KID AND LIFE IS A NIGHTMARE

@dylandistance This is correct.

@kevinthecale Round Rock/Georgetown/Cedar Park Warriors are never praised for their service 💯☝️

@fleeksandals @xverynice

many individuals would benefit from purchasing a tuner

I wish I was in a silly goofy mood but I’m not.

@inmystripesera Do they think we’re gonna do it??

Stop doing music videos in fields, it’s been done to death.

This makes me so happy I might’ve cried.

Old people are the worst about coming in RIGHT before closing and staying too late. They’ve obviously never worked a service job before.

Someone take me to get my ears pierced. I don’t wanna go by myself

I’m only happy when I’m asleep, playing music or pouring beer.