Kev K.

Elon, I want to submit the plan “Hartford 400” in Hartford, CT. Caused by poor city planning long ago, the capital city of Hartford lost its waterfront on the Connecticut River to 91N highway. I believe it’s a huge impediment to progress in growing our city and helping it out of its rut. If you were able to dig in an economical way, it would be the ultimate showcase of what you can really do with technology. Make the world a better place, without crazy cost, crazy taxes. The liberals of Hartford County will make us become a Tesla stronghold once again!! Love you brother. Thanks for all you do. metrohartford.com/newsroom/about…

Anyone want a free tunnel?

Steve, wonder boy needs to go. You know business. You take a gamble, it pays off you get all the flowers. You gamble and lose there needs to be consequences. This guy gutted your team and didn’t produce anything to make up for it. There’s no one left to fill the holes. Fire this guy…

For those who don’t understand the pope election reference , we are waiting for a decision. That’s all I know

@nikitabier @elonmusk @elonmusk do not dignify that commission by paying this fine. American company, representing American values. If EU can’t handle it, they can go screw

The irony of your announcement: You logged into your dormant ad account to take advantage of an exploit in our Ad Composer — to post a link that deceives users into thinking it’s a video and to artificially increase its reach. As you may be aware, X believes everyone should have an equal voice on our platform. However, it seems you believe that the rules should not apply to your account. Your ad account has been terminated.

@ELonMuskNewssX 👍🏻

🚨BREAKING: IF Elon Musk says "I'm making the greatest phone in history, and anyone who likes this post and gives him a thumbs up 👍🏻will get the first edition for free!" What's your response? Don't miss the chance!!

@GuntherEagleman Made it to 9:59. It felt like I was being waterboarded…in my ears.

Hole Lee F*ck. The entire 60 Minutes Interview has dropped. This will remind you how lucky America is that this lady did not win. Wow

@stoolpresidente @BChickenfry @BFFsPod Dave, can u rehire that dude for a week that used to slaughter people with amateur memes? I feel like #smallestman parlayed with a barrage of memes from that dude will absolutely cook ZB once and for all.

I really had no idea how hard @BChickenfry last year was until we recorded tonight's episode of @BFFsPod I know people have lots of strong opinions on Bri but after tonight's episode there can't be anybody who doesn't respect the shit out of her

What a night

@nypost Great suggest on bumping it up to over 9.5 🙄

Marlins vs. Braves prediction: Betting the Over is the play trib.al/oXszneh

@elonmusk with Microsoft Outlook being down for the 3rd time since January, paired with the fact that it is such a crappy email platform to begin with: I think it’s time you put your personal touch on a new “Microsoft Office comparable” suite of services.

@stoolpresidente Dave, love the watches. Why no yellow gold options? Count me in for one when that happens.

*9.1 million.

Am I the only one who thinks @nrarmour article below is a completely bonkers take? Zero credit to @UConnMBB for blowing out every opponent they faced. Game last night got down to 5 points in the second half. What game was she watching? usatoday.com/story/sports/c…

@elonmusk what do you think is the best way to capture a surveillance balloon without damaging the technology?

@Return_Of_RB thoughts on @UConnMBB v @GatorsMBK?

Imagine watching a sport for 90 minutes where going into it you know there’s a glimmer of a chance that no one will score a point the entire game. How exciting!! #soccersucks

@elonmusk 🐐

Awesome new Twitter merch!

Every fifa World Cup I suck it up and sit down and donate 2 hours to watching the USA thinking, let’s see what all the fuss is about with this soccer…and every time I do I need 4 fkn years to recover from how awful it is. #FIFAWorldCup #QatarWorldCup2022 #USAvWAL

I’ve always hated soccer, but after watching that game…I genuinely despise soccer. What a boring game! Filled with flops and panzy ass little passes to each other. The fact that our usa team shot 2 balls on net in the entire game… guys that’s not a fun sport to watch. It sucks!

@Keggs719 They pull up in a 1999 forest green Subaru Forrester wagon @LicitrajJan @amodiojb

Jake Arrieta has a clear message for Aaron Judge: get out @JArrieta34 @barstoolcarl