Justin Keeley-Jonker

This is a GIF for your training montage.

NEW: Giving the keynote address at a GIS conference last month, former high school geography teacher Tim Walz talked about some of his favorite maps minnesotareformer.com/2024/08/06/for…

@M0rteze @historyinmemes Here's literal footage from the event he was re-enacting. Glad you're in a choir, though. youtube.com/watch?v=x8giUJ…

@historyinmemes As somebody who’s been part of a choir for 10 years, I thought his “conducting”was pretentious and over exaggerated. Seriously disappointing.

Bradley Cooper Spent spent 6 years learning how to conduct 6 minutes and 21 seconds of music in this scene

@brandenjohnson Loaded up this dumb website and read this and I just don't understand. How do I get rid of the middleman to get those sweet sweet fresh Reese's?

Omg, if you're going to eat a Reese's, eat one that's direct from the factory. It's so much better🤤

I'm at a Wendy's right now and my order was IDed only as SIR. Nice.

@brandenjohnson Sorry but dorkiest dad would be wearing a short sleeve button up with hot dogs on it.

Dressed like the dorkiest dad and rocking out to Danganronpa music on my way to get allergy shots. Sorry, I'm married. 🤓

@theyseemetweetn These are the guys who LIKE the gaps in the bathroom stalls.

@theyseemetweetn Weird, these guys apparently went with that?

I'm so proud of @bethanykj who has spent literally 25% of the time since Zelda Tears of the Kingdom was released playing it.

What'd I do to deserve this ad? How is that even a shoe? Let alone a $1200 shoe. Why does that shirt have holes? It COSTS $165.

My kid thinks I'm the worst because I'd rather she actually play video games than watch videos of other people playing them for a little bit.

@joelmmathis Oh I know, we've got a Ford C-Max Energi PHEV thats running at about 107 mpg since we bought it because it's mostly used for short commutes. Just razzing on you not actually needing to fill up 😀

@joelmmathis Sounds like it didn't actually need gas? Or does gas only cost $1.50 in Kansas?

Update: they did not. 😞

They better let me board this.

@brandenjohnson Fair

@keymo hammock time = 😴 immediately

Want to play Zelda, but it is hammock time.

@joelmmathis That's the advice I give to everyone all the time. It's just not worth your time.

Got a new driving cap. "Things are looking bright, but not too bright" says E. instagr.am/p/CsBkEggLTO7/

@tcarmody Africa is a proper noun, my dude. Filo is a travesty, though.

monotheistic deities don’t even let you build a tower to heaven anymore. due to wokeness