Songs In The Key Of Laugh

And we’re back! Better late than never - but here’s the finale of our #SITKOL series 3 ! Competition winners! Nativity! Phil being unable to pronounce basic words!! shows.acast.com/songs-in-the-k… See you for series 4 very soon!! 🎅👍

@RishiSunak I'm not a Labour voter but this slur against one of our political parties, when you approved Owen into the Lords with a media blackout on who she is, that's frankly quite disgusting. Find some humility.

@RishiSunak So the current Prime Minister is quoting the Daily Mail? Ah, right....🙄 Concentrate on the UK having the highest debt ratio payments in the world, highest tax rates for 70 years (apart from for you and your mates obviously), stop being corrupt. Happy to pop round with a list 😡

@RishiSunak Never thought I'd say this, but I feel sorry for ordinary tories. Sure, they have different values to me, but are still compassionate, grown ups who are stuck with a leader who cannot express himself in any way other than a school boy with a rich dad who's 'GONNA SMASH THE OIKS'

@RishiSunak You’re a disgusting human being draining the country of it’s wealth to feed your rich friends. You are the criminal and need to be put in prison for you actions. Bye bye Rishi

This is what we’re up against. The Labour Party, a subset of lawyers, criminal gangs - they're all on the same side, propping up a system of exploitation that profits from getting people to the UK illegally. I have a plan to stop it. Here’s how 🧵 dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1…

Tonight we have 2 of the UKs BEST stand ups @Jo_Caulfield & @iandstone @stowtradeshall doors 7.30 show 8pm guest MC @maureenyounger tix wegottickets.com/event/580670 PLS RT

@mnrrntt A pretend vicar and an actor unironically turning up to moan about people in makeup and fancy dress reading fantastical tales to impressionable kids.

this sunnuvabitz is on sale now! If youre in Scotland this summer lets see ya. Book now. Its not a large room. Youve been warned. Any likes and retweets are greatly appreciated (but you already knew that)

“This fight is not about actors against the studios, but rather about workers across all crafts and departments in the industry standing together to prevent mega-corporations from eroding the conditions we fought decades to achieve.” #UnionStrong #Solidarity

Just a reminder that in amongst the fuss surrounding the BBC scandal, Boris Johnson’s emails and WhatsApp messages are due to be handed over to the Covid inquiry by 4pm today.

Suella Braverman used £25k of expenses to pay her parents Energy Bills for 5 years when she occasionally stayed there rent free. Hates criminal gangs, but runs the biggest one.

I’m popping up to Edinburgh on Aug 11th & 12th to perform my first album Hot N Heavy at the @ThePleasance from beginning to end… Snap up dem tix! 🐊 pleasance.co.uk/event/nick-hel…

Three days left. Three grand left to hit our minimum. Three days to SAVE JONNY AND THE BAPTISTS?! go on help help help please kickstarter.com/projects/jonny…

@OFalafel congratulations on your coronation….

Jenrick, "They're essentially asylum shoppers." Guru-Murthy, "No, it is their right under the refugee convention to apply for asylum anywhere." J, "Refugee Convention says to seek asylum in the first safe country." GM, "No it doesn't, that is not true."

If you’re happy to fund this woman’s yacht… Vote Conservative.

@Jacob_Rees_Mogg Funny funny guy!!

@Epithemiou This is gonna be phenomenal

@Epithemiou This is going to be FUUUNNNN!!!