Karl Haertling

The howlingmutant debacle is interesting to me because he's cast as this great evil but if you read some of his replies to random nobodies in some long thread he usually comes off as, idk, sensible and courteous? There are actual evil people on here but I don't see him as one

For anyone who used a computer between 1990 & 2005… what’s the one game you still think about?

Lol, Caleb says one of his guests is acting like an Immigrant for listening to youtube videos full volume around others.

“I like to picture Donald Trump dressed like Jesus, and he’s using his magic Jesus powers to cure a guy like ET, and there’s a nurse and a soldier watching, and like a HUGE American flag and fireworks and the Statue of Liberty, and flyin demons lurking in the sky”

This is why as a man, you need to marry a woman who is truly really interested in your daily well-being (AKA love you for you) over anything else.

@timecaptales My god this is exactly how Steve Wallis sounds.

Mike Myers breaks down the subtle linguistic traits that set Canadian English apart from other North American accents

Your coffee maker's water reservoir carries roughly 1,000 times the bacterial load of a toilet seat. NSF International measured it: 548,270 colony-forming units per 10 square centimeters in coffee reservoirs versus 515 on a toilet seat. The reason this filter turned blue is biofilm, a structured colony of bacteria and mold that secretes its own protective matrix. Biofilm anchors to surfaces within 24 to 48 hours of contact with standing water, and once established, it self-reinforces. The matrix shields interior cells from heat, chemicals, and flow disruption. Rinsing does almost nothing. Here's why "the hot water kills it" doesn't work. Sterilization requires sustained contact at 212°F for several minutes. Espresso machines heat water to around 200°F, and it passes through in seconds. That's enough to brew coffee. Nowhere close to enough to kill a biofilm colony that's been growing for years. The mold you can see on this filter is the part that ran out of room. The biofilm lining the internal tubing, the reservoir walls, the pump housing, that's invisible and in direct contact with every shot pulled. Coffee oils and mineral deposits create a rough, nutrient-rich surface that accelerates colonization. The machine's enclosed, warm, perpetually damp interior is a better growth environment than a petri dish. 50% of home coffee makers tested by NSF had active yeast or mold colonies in the reservoir. Commercial machines in cafes get used more, cleaned less thoroughly than you'd expect, and run continuously, meaning the tubing never fully dries. "It's probably fine" is what everyone says about the machine they never opened.

@lyemcfly My boomer neighbors yards is immaculate. They are both retired AND are able to afford a lawn service. Meanwhile, my wife and I work a 9-5 and can only manage a few hours of yard work on the weekend. Good job noticing.

I noticed how most of my 30-40yo neighbors don’t come outside. Someone else scoops their dogs poop, pressure washes their house, cut their grass, and brings their groceries. They’re never outside. Then I know 60-80yos who are always outside working on something or their blue collar business.

@JesseKellyDC My steak is too buttery!

My ice maker makes so much ice that I have to dump out the ice from time to time.

“Past a certain age, a man who still calls himself a libertarian can be a bad thing”

@nyantamach222 This is Bobert. He is a good boy.

アメリカの猫が好きな皆さんへ 日本語が自動翻訳されて英語で表示される様になったみたいですね。 日本でも猫たちの可愛さは変わりません。 この写真の猫は今年２１歳になりました。 あなたの飼っている猫見せてくれませんか？

@nonregemesse Why do the glasses reappear on his face after the throw?

There’s something very obnoxious about this man

@LASHYBILLS That is a carpenter bee. Still a very nice bee.

Domino's employee bee friends a honey bee after giving it a honey pack🤝🐝

@GunsFirepower @RetroFirearms Nobody was getting the Ren & Stimpy reference. Sad.

Unbullpups your Aug

"When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade, without further introduction." - Mark Twain

@Cernovich I am almost certain that this post really reaches the young men who have no father figure in their life. Very inspiring.

Clavicular is the net result of fatherless culture. He adapts famine coded grooming. Make-up. Platform shoes (high heels for men). No impulse control due to a lack of accountability. Shooting at alligators. Surrounding himself with drunk women, leading to predicable outcomes.

I am very interested in the reckoning that will occur due to a large generation of men not raised by their own father, but this isn’t the take for it. Half those men on that boat likely have a father around them. It is true that not having a father sends a young boy searching for belonging in the wrong places. Whether it be with dysfunctional woman or a group of idiotic men. It doesn’t cause one to shoot at alligators. The idiots around him condone that. The other interesting bit. What are you going to do about it? Complain that he’s a shithead because you cannot sympathize with a destroyed family? Beyond the recognition that he’s a fatherless figure, where do you go from there? Complain? “See this is what happens!” Thank you Captain Obvious. I’m sure this post really reaches the young men like Clavicular.

Combat Wombat.

@TheLegendOfVinS Be strong and see your companion through to the next life.

Je ne suis pas prêt à vivre ça 😞💔