Karan Gulati

This incredibly sincere white guy trying Indian food for the very first time and having his mind blown is so wholesome

@AndrewPierno Send

This google sheets function verifies if an email is deliverable for free 🤯 no need to spend $$ on expensive verification tools ❤️ like + comment ‘send’ and I’ll dm you the doc containing: - instructions around using it - copy paste template (must be following)

I decided today that I’m going to see if I can find the restaurant with the highest number of brothers. I am on strike and have nothing better to do with my time. Please join me.

@aoberoi you lost me at “ikea light switch”

And the update takes over 2 hours to complete

So this IKEA light switch won’t work after I changed the battery because… ~~ it needs a software update ~~

@satyanadella so sorry for your loss. He lives on.

big news, my bodega guy promoted me from “boss” to “my brother”

@rmitty Make em your bitch. That’s really all. All the best!

@peteholmes she could live off herself for 3 weeks #irvine

Temporary insanity is the funniest way to be not guilty. "You see Your Honor, I was insane that night and whatnot."

When you are done with those laps in the pool of insecurity, the ocean is calling your name. No shame. No pressure. Whenever you’re ready…

@jbarro Get the best of open flame cooking at a high heat with no pans or grate to clean up using a tandoor oven. And you can bake fresh bread in less than a minute. tandoors.com

well yeah if the secret of easy grilling is that you just let the grill get filthy, you could just do that with your pans, too

Momma duck is not good at this.

I asked 80-year-old Martin Sheen yesterday for his personal thoughts on the political climate in America today and his response absolutely blew me away. THIS IS A MUST WATCH. 🇺🇸 @BradleyWhitford @AllisonBJanney @Richard_Schiff @RobLowe @NellyMoloney @DuleHill @JoshMalina

POV you’re the iceberg that sunk the Titanic

@vrimjai Try a fork?

"I don't care what that man does," - @StaceyAbrams on Donald Trump's CPAC speech and the possibility of a 2024 run for the former President.

Use time to create systems. Use systems to create time.

If you’re interested now, you’ll be interesting later.

@jaivirdi Is there a way to audit/take your Disability+Technology class online? My niece has a rare condition (in the NBIA family) and having a tech background, I would like to be able to help however I can. Thank you!